english-speaker in paris = sarging issues (i think)

bonjour a tous - (and thats a about all i know)

im a graduate student studying just outside of paris, and would love to go sarge on these beautiful french girls...but i have french speaking skills equivalent to a 6 year old...

hence, im looking for someone to go sarge with and show me around paris as well...

merci beacoup pour votre attention!