View Full Version : Baby Girl's Farting Routine - Field Tested

Baby Girl
04-12-2006, 09:53 AM
OK Guys,
This is field tested and works very well indeed - the routine works best in mixed sets or sets with just guys, but can also be used in all girl sets... what i am trying to say is it is a versatile motherfucker. This is my farting routine...
Baby: Something that I find really interesting and i have never found anyone who can give me a reasonable answer to this... If i was to tell you the best joke in the world, you would laugh and you would laugh hard right?
[I always give them an example of a crap joke to flesh the routine out a bit, demonstrate my command of the English language, and to help them to visualise what i am telling them]
Set: Right...
Baby: And if i told you that joke for a second time, if it was really funny, you might laugh again right?
Set: Right...
Baby: [said in a playful way] Now if i had the audacity to tell you that joke for a third time, the likelihood is you would want to punch me in the face and stamp on my throat right?
Set: [laughing] Right...
Baby: The thing is... whenever anyone lets out a really loud fart... i can't help myself but crack up. I live with my boys and I must have heard them fart 30,000 times this year so far, but the thing is. i never cease to find it funny... It's the joke that keeps on giving. Why is that farts just never stop being funny?
The set usually finds this fact interesting and funny and I have never known anyone to give me a solid answer... If anyone tries and fails, you bust their balls for it.
This runs very nicely into my story about my ex-girlfriend who was a pole dancer who injured herself on the pole, so after taking her all around the world to various specialists, we discovered accupuncture. I went with her one day and i sat in when she had the treatment... and accupuncture is really relaxing... and she fell asleep and then started to let out these huge long bellowing farts... There is loads more DHV in this story, but i am just paraphrasing here... anyway... it usually keeps the humour flowing.
Good night Pickupsville,
The Baby

Dr. Zeus
04-12-2006, 10:00 AM
You're right, there is no true answer as to why people shitting their pants will always be funny. It just is.

04-12-2006, 10:25 AM
good routine... i think i'll try it out next time i'm in the field.

04-12-2006, 11:09 AM
Darn. I thought you were going to tell us a routine w/ actual farting involved!