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fashion01
09-03-2008, 03:16 PM
since school just started, lets post up some openers that everyone uses to break some ice

a couple I use.....

"so did you hear about this new professor? I heard shes a total bitch!"
"hey aren't you in my other class?"
"you smell good, what are you wearing?" (works good in elevators)
"arent you glad school started?" (being sarcastic)
"can you do all my homework for me?"
"what do you think about the professor?"

and one of my favorites

"did you study for that quiz we have today?"

she'll look surprised, and go nuts. at the end of the class you can laugh it off and continue on from there

post em up guys

Alt21
09-03-2008, 07:00 PM
The quiz one is funny as hell. I usually try to go direct but I go to a huge school with people flooding the streets.

lucky slevin
09-03-2008, 07:53 PM
if you're standing in a cafeteria or dorm and a hb is around walk up to her and say

me- you know i just hate when random people come up to me and start talking about something stupid

hb-hahah blah blah blah

Start Game

-Slevin

Kittens
09-03-2008, 08:57 PM
If you're a nice girl, Ill say hi to you when we pass each other in the hall/street/whatever

Lieutenant Joker
09-04-2008, 06:48 PM
Well, the time has passed for this, but one of my favorites is to walk into a room about five or ten minutes early on the first day, which should present you with a few targets.

Lt Joker:"This is *class here*, right?"
HB: Yep
Lt Joker: "Oh good. Ya know, I'm a senior and I still ask that everytime. One time I ended up sitting for class for forty five minutes before I realized I was in the wrong place! I liked the class so much I switched majors. I can't afford to switch majors again!"

Something like that. It's a good conversational opener.

Something shorter:

Lt Joker: "It this underwater basketweaving 102?"
HB: "Um no this is blah"/ *laugh* whatever
Lt Joker: Oh well, I guess I'll sit in anyway.

Transition!

cagalindo
09-04-2008, 07:23 PM
Well, the time has passed for this, but one of my favorites is to walk into a room about five or ten minutes early on the first day, which should present you with a few targets.

Lt Joker:"This is *class here*, right?"
HB: Yep
Lt Joker: "Oh good. Ya know, I'm a senior and I still ask that everytime. One time I ended up sitting for class for forty five minutes before I realized I was in the wrong place! I liked the class so much I switched majors. I can't afford to switch majors again!"

Something like that. It's a good conversational opener.

Something shorter:

Lt Joker: "It this underwater basketweaving 102?"
HB: "Um no this is blah"/ *laugh* whatever
Lt Joker: Oh well, I guess I'll sit in anyway.

Transition!


nice bookmarked for next semesterr

jtrizzyack
09-05-2008, 01:09 PM
Haha I laughed my ass off at some of the lines, like "can you do all my homework for me" and "is this underwater basketweaving 102" hahaha! Holy shit, that's epic.

Just walk up to a girl getting drinks and be like "so, drinks on you tonight?"

Lieutenant Joker
09-05-2008, 01:35 PM
nice bookmarked for next semesterr

Its my greatest regret that I should only learn the game with one year left in college. Haha

Radiating
09-05-2008, 05:24 PM
since school just started, lets post up some openers that everyone uses to break some ice

a couple I use.....

"so did you hear about this new professor? I heard shes a total bitch!"

I think this is good, if you have a follow up.


"hey aren't you in my other class?"

terrible but works


"you smell good, what are you wearing?" (works good in elevators)

not an opener from what i can see


"arent you glad school started?" (being sarcastic)

not an opener


"can you do all my homework for me?"

not an opener


"what do you think about the professor?"

who cares what she thinks


and one of my favorites

"did you study for that quiz we have today?"



terrible but works. Think you've covered them all at least the normal ones.

Radiating
09-05-2008, 05:29 PM
if you're standing in a cafeteria or dorm and a hb is around walk up to her and say

me- you know i just hate when random people come up to me and start talking about something stupid

hb-hahah blah blah blah

Start Game

-Slevin

she'll think this is a qualifier initially, if you can transition then you have great game as this puts her on the spot as young girls tend to like. I'm a grad student so this might not be a good on for me though.

Radiating
09-05-2008, 05:30 PM
If you're a nice girl, Ill say hi to you when we pass each other in the hall/street/whatever

not an opener, just creates sexual tension.