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Skullz
07-01-2008, 03:00 PM
Warning one long ass post!.
This is the Bro code, by barny stinton from how i met your mother.
I beleive everybody should read this, and that you should also pass it on to your Bro's. I'm so tired of hearing storeys about some chick taking over a guys life which is sad as hell, or some friend of a guy is trying to pick up his woman. Well no more will this happen with the bro code:). Please read this and pass it on to your mates, or least tell them about the Bro code, well
here is the list in order. Feel free to add to this if needed, but please becarefull about adding another code make sure it's not there already.
Cheers. If any of your bro's break the code you have the right to put the cockblosh on him, but only if you've told him about the code.

There may have been 2 of the same Code in here, its just how the show put it, this is copy and paste from facebook,
hope you all enjoy.

Bros will not be assumed to be exclusive unless each has explicitly granted the other exclusive Bro rights. If a Bro is not exclusive then a Bro may have more than one Bro. However, upon becoming exclusive, said Bro must break any Bro ties with all other Bros.


Code 1:
Bros before hoes. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.

Code 2:
Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.

Code 3:
If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.

However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.

Code 4:
Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game.

Code 5:
You must never own a cat.

New amendment to this rule: A Bro may never own more than 2 cats, but only if they adhere to the Bro Code

Code 6:
If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:

1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).
2. Your acquaintances.
3. Your co-workers.
4. The mailman.
5. The UPS guy.
6. NASA.
7. John Kerry.
....1,485,726. Your girlfriend.

Code 7:
You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. You may have no more.

Code 8:
Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.

Code 9:
If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once. The Bro with the better paying job is required to buy the first round. If the other Bro is temporarily out of money or left his wallet at home drinks can be lended yet in the long run these drinks must be repaid, later that night by wingman services or any other act of entertainment or at the next gathering.

Code 10:
There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.

Code 11:
If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.

Code 12:
Standard shotgun rules are as follows.

A. Shotgun may only be called within full sight of the car.
B. Shotgun must be called outside.
C. Shotgun calls last approximately ten minutes.
D. Shotgun never carries over to a second ride.

Code 13:
NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection).

Code 14:
It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."

Code 15:
Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares.

Code 16:
Never openly question another guy's sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team.

Code 17:
When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.

Code 18:
Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.

Code 19:
Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.

Code 20:
Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable ***** since they've gone out with someone.

Code 21:
In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.

Code 22:
A Bro should not sing and dance at the same time

Code 23:
A Bro should not watch Oxygen, Womens Entertainment, or Lifetime.

Code 24:
Men do not lie about their age.

Code 25:
A Bro should not swing his arms when he is walking.

Code 26:
A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight. A Bro must never hesitate before communicating the possibility of fisticuffs between two humans of the female variety [[HENCEFORTH "GIRL FIGHT"]], in an effort to make possible and probable that another Bro or Bros can partake in observation. A timely manner is open to interpretation based on the initial Bro's viewing and processing of the potential feminine conflagration. Said Bro must use any and all methods of media distribution at his disposal, including but not limited to: telecommunications, elbow nudging, fiber optics, the Broney express, and postcards. If an informed Bro is unable to witness the girl fight firsthand, the spotter Bro is responsible for documenting and relating details of the girl fight via pictures, video*, or barring any other reasonable method, interpretive dance and/or pantomime. Tabling Bro obligations to witness a XX chromosomal scuffle is not only condoned, but encouraged, and in some cases, required. Please refer to the Brobligation rubric as elucidated in AMENDMENT 83: "The REALLY hot sister and other hump trumps."

Code 27:
A Bro should never carry a woman's handbag

Code 28:
A Bro should never go tanning.

Code 29:
No Bro should dye their hair

Code 30:
A Bro should never refer to an athlete as a "stud"

Code 31:
A Bro should never cry during a movie. In the event that he does, he must under no circumstance admit it to anyone other than a girl he is trying to score with.

Code 32:
A Bro should not "pop" his collar.

Code 33:
A Bro should not speak more than two languages.

Code 34:
Bro’s cannot make eye contact during a “devil’s threeway” (two dudes.)

Code 35:
A Bro should never say "it's to die for"

Code 36:
A Bro should not wear a scarf without a jacket or coat.

Code 37:
A Bro should not wear an ascot.

Code 38:
A Bro should never use the following words: fantabulous, ginormous & fierce.

Code 39:
A Bro should never wrap a towel around his head after leaving the shower.

Code 40:
A Bro should never "sip" and alcoholic drink through a straw

Code 41:
A Bro should never wear a blouse.

Code 42:
If you are not living with a girl you should not have tampons in your bathroom.

Code 43:
A Bro should not wear crocs.

Code 44:
A Bro should not wear a leotard or do pirouettes.

Code 45:
A Bro should never wear a sweater over his shoulders

Code 46:
A Bro should not eat grapes from the vines

Code 47:
A Bro should never rollerblade

Code 48:
The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone

Code 49:
If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.

Code 50:
A Bro should never, ever wear capri pants.

Code 51:
A Bro should not wear flip flops with a suit.

Code 52:
No Bro should wear a speedo to the beach

Code 53:
A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with protection. In the event that one Bro finds himself lacking the necessary prophylactic accoutrements needed to complete the act of coitus in a safe and effective manner, he is in the right to expect his Bro will use all measures within or without his means to provide the aforementioned prophylactic in a timely yet discreet fashion. When a Bro signals his need using previously agreed upon code words and/or body signage, it is understood that his Bro will discontinue all present activity [excepting the act of coitus itself [whereby which Bro vows to finish as quickly as possible]], in order to respond with a panoply of options at Bro-in-need's location. A Bro must patronize the most rapid method of transportation available while endeavoring to assist his Bro. In no instance may a two-wheeled bicycle be used* as this is not only humiliating, but also potentially harmful to the perineum - a zone of tissue perilously adjacent to noted sexual organs. In the event that a state, federal, international, or galactic law is breached due to recklessness, unacceptable levels of speed, and/or the hijacking of an airborne vehicle(s), it is understood that the primary Bro will shoulder any associated legal fees or fines. However, any costs or damages incurred from the use of public transportation are the responsibility of the secondary Bro alone as this is an instance of Quid Pro Bro. Upon arrival at the primary Bro's location, the secondary Bro must exercise complete discretion so as not to disrupt the primary Bro's "flow." It is understood that a Bro will engage in all training necessary to achieve this objective, including, at minimum, a five month Ninjitsu curriculum mastering the twin arts of stealth and secrecy.** Once the primary Bro has been supplied with the necessary prophylactic(s), the Brocedure is deemed complete upon exchange of the traditional, though in this case silent, "high five." Tacit in this unspoken ritual is the understanding that said episode will never be spoken of again, unless it's part of an awesome story. * Unless a bicycle is the ONLY form of transportation, as in some Cambodian villages **

Code 54:
No Bro should make a kissing face in a photo.

Code 55:
No Bro should wear girl jeans

Code 56:
A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it's cool.

Code 57:
A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro/chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.

Code 58:
If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro's girlfriend's birthday and/or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless of whether he thinks his Bro already knows.

Code 59:
One Bro makes a solo attack.
A Second Bro provides a crutch,
A third Bro rounds out the pack,
But a fourth Bro is one too much

Code 60:
Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girls wildly unattractive friend/cousin/sister.

Code 61:
A Bro shall honor thy father and mother

Code 62:
In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo(rock paper scissors) shall determine the outcome

Code 63:
In a scenario in which two or more Bros are engaged in entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in any capacity, including but not limited to; the high-five, the fist bump, or the congratulatory gluteus pat. Winking is also a no no.

Code 64:
A Bro must provide his Bro to a ticket to an event if said event involves the second Bro's favorite sports team in a playoff scenario

Code 65:
A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among Bros with the proviso that no existing wager supercedes this purchase and exchange of spirits.
Code 66:
If a Bro suffers pain due to the permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than "that sucks, Bro" and copious quantities of beer. A Bro will also refrain from pejorative commentary - deserved or not - regarding said lady friend for a period of three months, when the requisite BACKSLIDE WINDOW has closed.

Code 67:
Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing , another Bro shall point out that he is a tool

Code 68:
If a Bro be on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possible to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work; or temporary immigration to a foreign country.

Code 69:
No Bro should ever get a pedicure

Code 70:
A Bro should never highlight his hair.

Code 71:
A Bro should not talk to another Bro in the bathroom.

Code 72:
A Bro should never sing show tunes.

Code 73:
A Bro should never eat out of another Bro's hands.

Code 74:
Two men should not share an umbrella.
Code 75:
A Bro should not have "an outfit".

Code 76:
A Bro should not wear a white belt.

Code 77:
A Bro never cries. Unless it’s regarding Article 31.

Code 78:
A Bro should never wiggle out of a pair of pants.

Code 79:
No Bro can hit another Bro in the groin unless victim Bro has broken the Bro code.

Code 80:
If a Bro catches another Bro in plagiarism - albeit awesome plagiarism - a Bro shall be required to ask the Bro to cite his source.

Code 81:
A Bro can not cock-block another Bro UNLESS sleeping with said girl would break a Bro code.

Code 82:
Love thy neigh-Bro

Code 83:
No bros night out can start with "the wife put out some cheese" and end "with everyone at home by eleven, booya."

Code 84:
If said bros is lost to a relationship, they must void all rights to use the bros code for any purpose and are rightfully subjected to any and all humorous ploys made to said post-bros by previous bros.

Code 87:
A Bro shall at all times say 'Yes'.

Code 88:
Any bros who notice a fellow bros passed out at any social gathering due to drug or alcohol consumption, is obligated to take humiliating photo's and/or videos of the passed out bros; unless said bros has consumed a whiskey, rum, scotch or other hard liquor to an excess of a ratio of: once ounce:3kg of body mass (7lbs imperial)

Code 89:
"A Bro may never pursue the mom of another Bro." Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia, and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom. [[NOTA BENE: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a 9 or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.]] Should a Bro discover his Bro is in fact adopted, he is free to pursue his Bro's adoptive mother, but only after first corroborating non-biological parentage through notarized birth certificates, hospital records, or comparative dioxyribonucleic acid gel electrophoresis, whichever is easiest. Since the adopted Bro cannot legitimately claim to have shared a canal with his Bro, Code 89 expressly prohibits the adopted Bro from invoking the Sloppy Second clause in any related filings with the International Court of Bros. Though the mom of a Bro is always off limits, the step-mom of a Bro is allowed if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing. If she looks good in it.

Code 90:
No bros should know any fellow bros weight for any reason. Previous bros code stipulation should only have an assumed weight. If the assumed weight is on the turning point of humility and peace, humility over-rides

Code 91:
When bros are up for the same promotion/job position and are subjected to interviews, bros in a prior interview must alert bros of any and all trick questions they can remember. This ensures all bros get an equal chance at the position/title because it is well known fact that the bros performing the interview wants to get the process over as quick as possible and the only way for a fair chance is to make all subsequent bros seem better.

Code 92:
When a bros introduces a fellow bros to their hot female friend, the introducer has the rights to the girl. The introduced bros can only attempt to get the girl if the introducer bros gives his consent.

Code 93:
If any bros acts out of line and defies any bros code during a multiple bros conversation with any number of girls, the other bros have the right to tell any humiliating stories and facts about said bros for the purpose of ruining said bros chances with the girl(s).

Code 94:
Should a Bro (1st, 2nd or 3rd) be hooking up with an unattractive woman, the Bro that notices this must do all in their power to stop said Bro from closing the deal, unless they are helping another Bro with Code 60.

Code 95:
Any girl passing out in a non-bedroom designated area of a dwelling occupied by more than one bros is not up for grabs under any circumstances. Additionally, said girl can be subjected to humiliating photos as long as other bros are alerted to its undertaking

Paladin
07-01-2008, 03:28 PM
Did you write this thing yourself or did you find it online somewhere?

Skullz
07-01-2008, 03:32 PM
oo no sorry i forgto mention it, i found it on Facebook it's actually the part of the
tv show, how i met your mother, the only bit i wrote was the first paragraph
everything else was copy and paste, i actually like the idea of having something like this as i think we all need some rules to apply. If you watch t he show you'll know some of them, as just about every episode (not all) seems to be a new bro code.

John Sacrimoni
07-01-2008, 06:50 PM
Bros will not be assumed to be exclusive unless each has explicitly granted the other exclusive Bro rights. If a Bro is not exclusive then a Bro may have more than one Bro. However, upon becoming exclusive, said Bro must break any Bro ties with all other Bros.


Code 1:
Bros before hoes. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.

Code 2:
Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.
Drink whatever beer you want

Code 3:
If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

A. Was an ex-girlfriend. She comes begging for another round so yes
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her. than he should've acted first
C. Is you're buddy's sister. On limits 'cause if you get married you're now family

However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.

Code 4:
Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game. Brag about how his pathetic team of losers thet just lost
Code 5:
You must never own a cat.

New amendment to this rule: A Bro may never own more than 2 cats, but only if they adhere to the Bro Code

Nothing wrong with cats

Code 6:
If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:
Whoever you want

Code 7:
You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. You may have no more.

Code 8:
Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.

Code 9:
If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once. The Bro with the better paying job is required to buy the first round. If the other Bro is temporarily out of money or left his wallet at home drinks can be lended yet in the long run these drinks must be repaid, later that night by wingman services or any other act of entertainment or at the next gathering.

Code 10:
There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.

Code 11:
If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.

Code 12:
Standard shotgun rules are as follows.

A. Shotgun may only be called within full sight of the car.
B. Shotgun must be called outside.
C. Shotgun calls last approximately ten minutes.
D. Shotgun never carries over to a second ride.

Code 13:
NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Yes, than you show everyone that you got an HB10

Code 14:
It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."

Code 15:
Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares. If they don't care it's 'cause they're jealous

Code 16:
Never openly question another guy's sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team. Question everything if you know more about sportsCode
17:
When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick. Don't make it long, but if girls want you why not?

Code 18:
Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.

Code 19:
Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.
NEVER share a bed with a guy, even if someone has to sleep on the floor.

Code 20:
Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable ***** since they've gone out with someone.

Code 21:
In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.

Code 22:
A Bro should not sing and dance at the same time
Do what you want

Code 23:
A Bro should not watch Oxygen, Womens Entertainment, or Lifetime.

Code 24:
Men do not lie about their age.

Unless it's a way to get laid or get a job

Code 25:
A Bro should not swing his arms when he is walking.
Not swinging your arms is retarted literally
Code 26:
A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight. A Bro must never hesitate before communicating the possibility of fisticuffs between two humans of the female variety [[HENCEFORTH "GIRL FIGHT"]], in an effort to make possible and probable that another Bro or Bros can partake in observation. A timely manner is open to interpretation based on the initial Bro's viewing and processing of the potential feminine conflagration. Said Bro must use any and all methods of media distribution at his disposal, including but not limited to: telecommunications, elbow nudging, fiber optics, the Broney express, and postcards. If an informed Bro is unable to witness the girl fight firsthand, the spotter Bro is responsible for documenting and relating details of the girl fight via pictures, video*, or barring any other reasonable method, interpretive dance and/or pantomime. Tabling Bro obligations to witness a XX chromosomal scuffle is not only condoned, but encouraged, and in some cases, required. Please refer to the Brobligation rubric as elucidated in AMENDMENT 83: "The REALLY hot sister and other hump trumps." Who cares about a chickfight, a bro should be too busy to watch some crap

Code 27:
A Bro should never carry a woman's handbag


Code 28:
A Bro should never go tanning.
Tanning is great

Code 29:
No Bro should dye their hair
Nothing wrong with doing that, especially if it's to be like a limousine riding, jet flying, kiss stealing, son of a gun WHOOOOOO!!

Code 30:
A Bro should never refer to an athlete as a "stud"

Code 31:
A Bro should never cry during a movie. In the event that he does, he must under no circumstance admit it to anyone other than a girl he is trying to score with.
A bro can't cry period, it's for women and children.

Code 32:
A Bro should not "pop" his collar.

Code 33:
A Bro should not speak more than two languages.
The more languages you know the better.

Code 34:
Bro’s cannot make eye contact during a “devil’s threeway” (two dudes.)

Code 35:
A Bro should never say "it's to die for"

Code 36:
A Bro should not wear a scarf without a jacket or coat.

Code 37:
A Bro should not wear an ascot.

Code 38:
A Bro should never use the following words: fantabulous, ginormous & fierce.

Code 39:
A Bro should never wrap a towel around his head after leaving the shower.

Code 40:
A Bro should never "sip" and alcoholic drink through a straw

Code 41:
A Bro should never wear a blouse.

Code 42:
If you are not living with a girl you should not have tampons in your bathroom.

Code 43:
A Bro should not wear crocs.

Code 44:
A Bro should not wear a leotard or do pirouettes.

Code 45:
A Bro should never wear a sweater over his shoulders

Code 46:
A Bro should not eat grapes from the vines
Why not?

Code 47:
A Bro should never rollerblade

Code 48:
The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone

Code 49:
If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
Comlimenting a bro's hard earned six-pack is a must

Code 50:
A Bro should never, ever wear capri pants.

Code 51:
A Bro should not wear flip flops with a suit.

Code 52:
No Bro should wear a speedo to the beach

Code 53:
A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with protection. In the event that one Bro finds himself lacking the necessary prophylactic accoutrements needed to complete the act of coitus in a safe and effective manner, he is in the right to expect his Bro will use all measures within or without his means to provide the aforementioned prophylactic in a timely yet discreet fashion. When a Bro signals his need using previously agreed upon code words and/or body signage, it is understood that his Bro will discontinue all present activity [excepting the act of coitus itself [whereby which Bro vows to finish as quickly as possible]], in order to respond with a panoply of options at Bro-in-need's location. A Bro must patronize the most rapid method of transportation available while endeavoring to assist his Bro. In no instance may a two-wheeled bicycle be used* as this is not only humiliating, but also potentially harmful to the perineum - a zone of tissue perilously adjacent to noted sexual organs. In the event that a state, federal, international, or galactic law is breached due to recklessness, unacceptable levels of speed, and/or the hijacking of an airborne vehicle(s), it is understood that the primary Bro will shoulder any associated legal fees or fines. However, any costs or damages incurred from the use of public transportation are the responsibility of the secondary Bro alone as this is an instance of Quid Pro Bro. Upon arrival at the primary Bro's location, the secondary Bro must exercise complete discretion so as not to disrupt the primary Bro's "flow." It is understood that a Bro will engage in all training necessary to achieve this objective, including, at minimum, a five month Ninjitsu curriculum mastering the twin arts of stealth and secrecy.** Once the primary Bro has been supplied with the necessary prophylactic(s), the Brocedure is deemed complete upon exchange of the traditional, though in this case silent, "high five." Tacit in this unspoken ritual is the understanding that said episode will never be spoken of again, unless it's part of an awesome story. * Unless a bicycle is the ONLY form of transportation, as in some Cambodian villages **

Code 54:
No Bro should make a kissing face in a photo.

Code 55:
No Bro should wear girl jeans

Code 56:
A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it's cool. You missed a game, it's your fault

Code 57:
A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro/chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.

Code 58:
If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro's girlfriend's birthday and/or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless of whether he thinks his Bro already knows.

Code 59:
One Bro makes a solo attack.
A Second Bro provides a crutch,
A third Bro rounds out the pack,
But a fourth Bro is one too much
No the more the better, beat the guy until he has a broken leg.

Code 60:
Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girls wildly unattractive friend/cousin/sister.

Code 61:
A Bro shall honor thy father and mother

Code 62:
In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo(rock paper scissors) shall determine the outcome
No rules, whoever gets her, gets her. Just no whining after.

Code 63:
In a scenario in which two or more Bros are engaged in entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in any capacity, including but not limited to; the high-five, the fist bump, or the congratulatory gluteus pat. Winking is also a no no.

Code 64:
A Bro must provide his Bro to a ticket to an event if said event involves the second Bro's favorite sports team in a playoff scenario Rule for homosexual lovers
Code 65:
A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among Bros with the proviso that no existing wager supercedes this purchase and exchange of spirits.

Code 66:
If a Bro suffers pain due to the permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than "that sucks, Bro" and copious quantities of beer. A Bro will also refrain from pejorative commentary - deserved or not - regarding said lady friend for a period of three months, when the requisite BACKSLIDE WINDOW has closed.

Code 67:
Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing , another Bro shall point out that he is a tool Not if it's a good song

Code 68:
If a Bro be on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possible to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work; or temporary immigration to a foreign country. Hell no

Code 69:
No Bro should ever get a pedicure
Better than doing it yourself

Code 70:
A Bro should never highlight his hair.


Code 71:
A Bro should not talk to another Bro in the bathroom.
If he's taking care of business

Code 72:
A Bro should never sing show tunes. Why not, show tunes rule

Code 73:
A Bro should never eat out of another Bro's hands.

Code 74:
Two men should not share an umbrella.

Code 75:
A Bro should not have "an outfit".

Code 76:
A Bro should not wear a white belt.

Code 77:
A Bro never cries. Unless it’s regarding Article 31.
No excuses

Code 78:
A Bro should never wiggle out of a pair of pants.

Code 79:
No Bro can hit another Bro in the groin unless victim Bro has broken the Bro code. Do it all the time when ina fight, why get your face damaged?

Code 80:
If a Bro catches another Bro in plagiarism - albeit awesome plagiarism - a Bro shall be required to ask the Bro to cite his source.

Code 81:
A Bro can not cock-block another Bro UNLESS sleeping with said girl would break a Bro code.

Code 82:
Love thy neigh-Bro

Code 83:
No bros night out can start with "the wife put out some cheese" and end "with everyone at home by eleven, booya."

Code 84:
If said bros is lost to a relationship, they must void all rights to use the bros code for any purpose and are rightfully subjected to any and all humorous ploys made to said post-bros by previous bros.

Code 87:
A Bro shall at all times say 'Yes'. Rule for homos

Code 88:
Any bros who notice a fellow bros passed out at any social gathering due to drug or alcohol consumption, is obligated to take humiliating photo's and/or videos of the passed out bros; unless said bros has consumed a whiskey, rum, scotch or other hard liquor to an excess of a ratio of: once ounce:3kg of body mass (7lbs imperial)

Code 89:
"A Bro may never pursue the mom of another Bro." Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia, and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom. [[NOTA BENE: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a 9 or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.]] Should a Bro discover his Bro is in fact adopted, he is free to pursue his Bro's adoptive mother, but only after first corroborating non-biological parentage through notarized birth certificates, hospital records, or comparative dioxyribonucleic acid gel electrophoresis, whichever is easiest. Since the adopted Bro cannot legitimately claim to have shared a canal with his Bro, Code 89 expressly prohibits the adopted Bro from invoking the Sloppy Second clause in any related filings with the International Court of Bros. Though the mom of a Bro is always off limits, the step-mom of a Bro is allowed if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing. If she looks good in it.

Code 90:
No bros should know any fellow bros weight for any reason. Previous bros code stipulation should only have an assumed weight. If the assumed weight is on the turning point of humility and peace, humility over-ridesNot knowing each other's weight is for weak people=non-athletes

Code 91:
When bros are up for the same promotion/job position and are subjected to interviews, bros in a prior interview must alert bros of any and all trick questions they can remember. This ensures all bros get an equal chance at the position/title because it is well known fact that the bros performing the interview wants to get the process over as quick as possible and the only way for a fair chance is to make all subsequent bros seem better.

Code 92:
When a bros introduces a fellow bros to their hot female friend, the introducer has the rights to the girl. The introduced bros can only attempt to get the girl if the introducer bros gives his consent.

Code 93:
If any bros acts out of line and defies any bros code during a multiple bros conversation with any number of girls, the other bros have the right to tell any humiliating stories and facts about said bros for the purpose of ruining said bros chances with the girl(s).

Code 94:
Should a Bro (1st, 2nd or 3rd) be hooking up with an unattractive woman, the Bro that notices this must do all in their power to stop said Bro from closing the deal, unless they are helping another Bro with Code 60.

Code 95:
Any girl passing out in a non-bedroom designated area of a dwelling occupied by more than one bros is not up for grabs under any circumstances. Additionally, said girl can be subjected to humiliating photos as long as other bros are alerted to its undertaking Unless it's the bro code creator's mother

Lansing
07-01-2008, 08:36 PM
I didn't read through all of the list, but, I really enjoy the show. I find it super funny

Jav_07
07-01-2008, 08:43 PM
So far, with those minor edits, I think it's good.

I think we should add/remove to this thing and take a shot at Best OF.

Let's face it, the manlaws have for the most part, been unwritten and passed down through oral tradition. i think it's time we finally make it something official.

Skullz
07-01-2008, 11:34 PM
Keep in mind this is basically just a, Bro code for you and your Bro's, and only if you tell them about it, they'll have to know the bro code for it to work.

Code 49 if you compliment the guy on his six pack it would show your gay,
the main reason guys keep fit is for the Ladies and/or for sport, leave it for the
ladies to compliment them.

Code 5 i like cats too and the reason he has that rule in the show is because
cats are really chick animals and seems gay. But like i said i like cats and i'm thinking of getting one myself. (And yes i know his gay in real life, for those who are going to reply)

Code 62 i think this is a good rule and should stick, cause it gives the guy who, is on a dry spill some confidence and hopefully get him back in the game so to speak, although this Code also appllys to Code 68.

Code 69= do it yourself you lazy shits lol, we are not like women we don't have
that much to pedicure.

Code 2, He never said you can't drink a perticular beer, just said that you can't drink the last beer, completly different to what you typed.

Code 3 is perfect and should stay that way. if you hit on his sister, it's just the same as hitting on your girlfriend, if it does'nt go well hitting on his sister, you'll end up getting into a fight and you'll lose your friendship with your Bro. Then you've broken the bro code #1.

Beaudacious
07-02-2008, 01:03 AM
This is entertaining, I have to say. Lets try to do some slimming though, just for fun.

1.Never settle, never give up, always evolve and grow.
2.Respect the respectable, friends, women and otherwise. If they don't deserve it they don't get the glory of being a part of your awesome life.
3. Never be a slave to anyone or anything, live in moderation, to the extent that you're pleasure in life is maximized.

Aside from that, do what you do, how you do it.

"Do it with style, or don't do it at all" - Jazz (Autobots)

silverghost
07-02-2008, 02:15 AM
Seriously guys you take stuff too seriously. Just enjoy the original post and stop cutting/adding/editing stuff in it. Its not like its God's rules for winging and we make a deal with him. I enjoyed the read thanks for posting it man:)

zanibar
07-02-2008, 09:24 AM
ahhaha funny stuff

Vulture629
07-02-2008, 03:40 PM
Code 32:
A Bro should not "pop" his collar.

A-FUCKING-MEN!!

John Sacrimoni
07-02-2008, 07:18 PM
Keep in mind this is basically just a, Bro code for you and your Bro's, and only if you tell them about it, they'll have to know the bro code for it to work.

Code 49 if you compliment the guy on his six pack it would show your gay,
the main reason guys keep fit is for the Ladies and/or for sport, leave it for the
ladies to compliment them. No, I much more value a compliment from a man than my monday night

Code 5 i like cats too and the reason he has that rule in the show is because
cats are really chick animals and seems gay. But like i said i like cats and i'm thinking of getting one myself. (And yes i know his gay in real life, for those who are going to reply) Nothing wrong with a cat, they're great pets

Code 62 i think this is a good rule and should stick, cause it gives the guy who, is on a dry spill some confidence and hopefully get him back in the game so to speak, although this Code also appllys to Code 68.

Code 69= do it yourself you lazy shits lol, we are not like women we don't have
that much to pedicure.No, why should I waste my time on my nails

Code 2, He never said you can't drink a perticular beer, just said that you can't drink the last beer, completly different to what you typed.

Code 3 is perfect and should stay that way. if you hit on his sister, it's just the same as hitting on your girlfriend, if it does'nt go well hitting on his sister, you'll end up getting into a fight and you'll lose your friendship with your Bro. Then you've broken the bro code #1. It's only the same as hitting on his girlfriend, if he's banging his own sister on anightly basis, hell his sister will get married eventually anyway

True Pimp
07-02-2008, 07:52 PM
...Because something you read on Facebook is written by lifestyle experts whose expertise is unquestionable

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