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JTHxxxGFH
06-18-2008, 12:07 PM
restaurant, me sitting table next to us HB's other table ppl
how do you go thru the routines have any ideas guys?

i was thinking to start with a riddle? and then let them think discuses it lil bit merge the other table with what do you think about that, and go to transition.
but what about the routine?

HumorUS
06-21-2008, 08:55 AM
Okay check this out, I just tried this last night.. and it worked AWESOME!!!

There was a 4 set all girls ..2 hb 8-9s 1 hb 6 (id fuck her) and an hb 0.002 (the fat cock block friend)

well, I walked by (i was on my way to the bar) Smiling chest out, and had prime body language, ALL OF THEM gave me eye contact (ioi)

well, i just walked by and went to get my drink, i came back and approached with ,

"OMG! no guys have come up to you all to entertain you all?

Girls: Noooo, Please sit down with us..

me: well that was easier than i thought it was gonna be.. haha.. Im glad im the only guy with some confidence around here, but i have to go in a bit, i just wanted to stop by and say hi.

Girls: Why are you leaving? where you sitting at?

Me: My friends are waiting for me , Im kinda like the "life of the party" you might say.

Girls: oh well why dont you bring you friends over here

Me: cause they're too cool for you guys.. (i get slaps on the arm from all directions.) THESE BITCHES WANT ME!

Me: well, i refuse to get abused like this! im leaving i dont have to take this!

Girls: Noooo, we're sorry.. stay with us!

me: okay, but next time you all touch me, i'll have to charge you the standard price.

Girls : GIGGLE..

Me: well, ill be right back anyways, i'll see if my friends want to join parties.

left for a while, I knew that with the fat cock block friend there, No ONE! was gonna approach.. bunch of pussies.

i come back with some friends , we entertain for the whole night, and i tell em my story about standup comedy , the Radio, my stunt doubling as a porn star.. Number closed on ALL OF EM.. EVEN THE FAT BITCH!

I HAVE TO GIVE CREDIT TO MY FRIENDS WHO ACTED AS TERRIFIC WINGS LAST NIGHT!

the fat friend was gonna pull the whole, "Yawn, Im tired guys, lets go home."
in the middle of the ordeal while we were entertaining the rest of the crowd, well, my friend "2 sexy" took her by the hand and took her to the bar for a shot.. while "the Baron" and I went to work on the other 3.. without 2 sexy doing that, we would have been shit out of luck.

Luck and Love,
Humorus

Dandydutchman
06-23-2008, 06:37 PM
Dude, check : http://youtube.com/watch?v=F9q3OGlWHD8

Good luck!

x

Dandy