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Baby Girl
03-21-2006, 06:29 AM
OK guys, this is a long post, but please take the time to read and understand it because i think it wlll make you laugh.
So all this morning i have been posting about this funny, intelligent HB9... She has this gay friend who I am also quite good mates with (I showed him how to do weights in my garage so that I would DHV to the HB9, which worked)... Anyway, on our first date I slept in her bed and we decided to it would be a good idea for her to wind up her gay friend by telling him I had a 3 inch penis and that I started to cry when I got it out and that I ran out of her house crying.
On MSN Internet Messenger, she told him her side of events (that I had a small dick and she thought it was funny and that I wept and left) and I told him mine… that she was emotionally immature and not ready for a guy like me.
Bear in mind, up until this point, the gay guy has always thought of me as a very funny, successful, intelligent and confident guy… to hear that I had a 3 inch penis would be great gossip for him.
The HB9 and I thought that it would be a good move to have an MSN conversation discussing the night where I went out crying… she then saved the conversation and forwarded it onto him. He now thinks I am the biggest freak in the world.
Role playing with the HB9 showed that I was funny, confident and didn’t give a fuck what people thought about me… (I am amazed that she is not yet ((or saying she is not)) in love with me after I set up this plotline. So without further a do… here is the fake MSN convo that we had that was then sent onto her gay friend…
HBsays:
hi Baby Girl
Baby Girl says:
hi lareeeeeeeeeeeeene
HBsays:
just wondering wot happened last night?
Baby Girl says:
where do we begin!!
Baby Girl says:
well i suppose i shoudl start by apoloising for running out...
Baby Girl says:
as you probably guessed by the end, i was pretty upset
HBsays:
Im jus really confused
HBsays:
was it all an elaborate windup?
Baby Girl says:
what?
Baby Girl says:
i can't make myself cry like that on queue you know....
Baby Girl says:
i think you thought i was joking when i was being serious...
Baby Girl says:
and you were laughing and i was gettign more and more frustrated
HBsays:
yeah but why were u crying?
Baby Girl says:
because i have a small penis
HBsays:
i was only laughing because i thought it was a windup
HBsays:
and?
Baby Girl says:
look lara... i don't need your sympathy... I have a small dick and i know that...
HBsays:
but what did i do wrong?
Baby Girl says:
3 inches is smaller than most guys, but i try not to let it effect my life
HBsays:
its not the be-all and end-all. and if your self-conscious we dont have to go that far.
Baby Girl says:
you didn't do anything wrong...
Baby Girl says:
I appreciate you being nice..
Baby Girl says:
you are a good girl lareeene... i like you... i really do... i feel like i connect with you....
Baby Girl says:
But i couldn't ask you to get sexual with someone who has a penis the size of mine...
HBsays:
then why did you get sexual?
Baby Girl says:
i am in touch with this Surgeon from the Kansas... He is called Dr Heinrich Zeetpoller... he does amazing things to guys who are not blessed in that department
HBsays:
so you're waiting til after that?
Baby Girl says:
I am going out there in June for a consultation and if he thinks he can help, i will stay and undergo Penal Reconstructive Surgery
Baby Girl says:
2 secs.. phone
Baby Girl says:
back now...
Baby Girl says:
i got sexual because it felt right...
HBsays:
what will he do to it?
Baby Girl says:
well it's a bit personal...
HBsays:
yeah i know but it didn't bother me
Baby Girl says:
but i will tell you...
Baby Girl says:
He slices it in two and then puts columns of special substance in it that doesn't react to the cell tissue...
Baby Girl says:
then he sews me up...
Baby Girl says:
are you sure my penis didn't bother you?
Baby Girl says:
you don't have to lie...
HBsays:
no
Baby Girl says:
be honest...
HBsays:
i wasn't thinking of having sex with you
HBsays:
it might have been different if id had that in mind, but i dont know, it mite not have been
HBsays:
wont that be very painful and very risky?
Baby Girl says:
Dr Zeetpoller is a master in male organ enhancement...
Baby Girl says:
But there is one problem with the operation....
Baby Girl says:
it wont be unsafe or dangerous...
Baby Girl says:
But I will have a constant erection!!
HBsays:
are you joking?!?!
Baby Girl says:
THe substance that they implant has no ability to recieve or drain out blood... it is just substance... so it will always be the same size...
Baby Girl says:
it's OK though because they have this special strap that you tie around your waist...
HBsays:
how do you hide the erection? how do you urinate?
Baby Girl says:
And it harnesses the erection in place so you don't see it...
HBsays:
why don't you just have a standard enlargement?
Baby Girl says:
urination is he biggest challenge...
Baby Girl says:
i have to squat down and then bend my penis over....
Baby Girl says:
It's a bit awkward, but for an extra inch and a half, it's a small price to pay..
Baby Girl says:
i have to go....
Baby Girl says:
Can i just say.. thanks so much for being so understanding about all of this...
Baby Girl says:
You are a ery special person and you are a good friend...
HBsays:
im jus sorry if iv upset you
Baby Girl says:
you are amazing lara... i hope i know you a long time...
HBsays:
i hope all goes well in june, would u like to stay friends til then?
HBsays:
i do
Baby Girl says:
i would love that...
HBsays:
bye xx
Baby Girl says:
ok... got to go... speak later sexy xxx
After reading this, the gay guy has fallen for this storyline hook line and sinker… For those of you who are interested, our next plot is that we are going to go to have a penal consultation at a nearby hospital where I break down again and then take my 3 inch dick out and just scream “PLEASE FIX ME?.
I know it’s not going to make you a PUA, but I thought it might make you smile.