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BloodyViper
03-02-2008, 12:24 PM
I was hoping if we could get something similair to the Jokes Thread going, just with interesting facts instead.

So please post all your interesting facts, games, routines, whatever.

I'll start.

It can be mostly anything, as long as it's interesting and fun.




Elephants can't jump.
Polar bears are black (the skin)
20 nines between 1-100 (credit: Mystery)
The first bomb that was dropped over Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the zoo.
Left-handed die, on average, 9 years earlier than right-handed.



I will be adding to this as I come up with more, but you all get the idea.

pfb03
03-03-2008, 03:29 PM
Nowhere in England is more the 29 miles away from the coast.
Average woman consumes 7 pounds of lipstick in her life - Style.
You cant lick your elbow or get them to touch behind your back.

Phateless
03-03-2008, 03:50 PM
The average Californian stands a better chance of being struck by lightning than winning the lottery.

California, on it's own, is the world's 7'th largest economy.

BigSeanSDB
03-03-2008, 04:26 PM
Me: Did you know the whale has the second largest penis?
Her: Who has the largest?
Me: Me.

Got that off of that Adam Sandlar movie, 30 Days & 30 Nights

luv_asa
03-03-2008, 09:47 PM
style actually got that statement about women digesting lipstick from Snapple's website. Theres a whole bunch of interesting stuff there.

BloodyViper
03-03-2008, 10:40 PM
And of course, if you have any internet pages with lots of interesting facts on it, please post it. Keep it up guys! ;)

http://www.nicefacts.com/

As an example :)

BloodyViper
03-03-2008, 10:42 PM
Oh, and by the way. Make this a guessing game:

How long penis does a gorilla have?

4cm

MJX
03-03-2008, 11:15 PM
MJ: "whos best fuck around here?"

girl: "??"

MJ: "me."

girl: "can i suck your cock?"

OR................................................ ...................

my friend went to china, had sex with a hot model, and all i got was this used condom....

OR................................................ ...................

did you know monkeys like anal? no really isnt that facinating?!

OR................................................ ...................




(this thread is a flame pit waiting to happen)

BloodyViper
03-04-2008, 05:19 AM
(this thread is lame)

It's only as lame as you make it

MJX
03-04-2008, 08:30 AM
It's only as lame as you make it

cheers,

i edited it to fix my original post...happy?

Pana9
03-04-2008, 07:27 PM
Cool. I like to tell a girl somehow that I know a billionaire and that if she was paid $1 every second since 1979 to now she'd have one billion fucken dollars :D

The_Jedi
03-06-2008, 07:10 AM
Here's a good one:

Did you know this same exact thread was started in the off-topic forum (which is actually where it belongs) about two months ago?

MJX
03-06-2008, 04:02 PM
Here's a good one:

Did you know this same exact thread was started in the off-topic forum (which is actually where it belongs) about two months ago?

HAHA i thought this whole thing looked familiar

Conna
03-08-2008, 04:30 AM
If you eat polar bear don't eat the liver... too much vitamin A, it might kill you.

Learned this from the SAS survival guide by John "Lofty" Wiseman ;)

qualitystreet
03-08-2008, 03:19 PM
Scientists at the University of Tel-Aviv, have found that the female loses sense of smell when she is depressed. This leads to her putting more perfume on.

This, to my mind is a useful one. Although, I have too much time on my hands.

http://health.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=344155

wakeboardr
03-09-2008, 11:29 AM
snapple.com

ddiabolical
03-15-2008, 03:43 PM
Nowhere in England is more the 29 miles away from the coast.


Pretty sure it's 77 miles.