View Full Version : How NOT to play the Text game

The Wire
02-01-2011, 04:40 PM


So I met this chick, she was by far the prettiest girl I have met this month and in person things were swell. I mean I started fliting with her and she flirted back and she ended up telling me I was going to have to chase her for like 3 months because she wanted to see if I was really interested, I said okay and I pretty much left. So I sent her a message the first day and this is practically how it went. (I met her this past Friday)

Boy:So how long will I have to chase you before I can take you to dinner?
Girl: we will see :)
Boy: well I hope that I dont have to wait three months before I take you out to dinner...but if I have to I will :)
Girl: awwwww :)
Boy: :)
Boy: (6 hours later) what are you up to tonight?
Girl: no response

Boy: have a nice day at work :)
Girl: thank you :)
Boy: how was your day sweetheart?
Girl:no response

Sunday: I did not text her nor did she text me

Boy: Hope you have a great day :)
Girl: no response
Boy:( ten hours later) so is this whole ignoring my messages part of the me chasing you part, not that I mind being ignored and all, :) I just dont want to bother you
Boy: and I did not say that to be rude in any way, I just dont want to bother you
Girl:no reply

So clearly, I came on too strong and I guess I turned her off. Thing is I really want to get to know this chick because she seems like a good girl, so I faced stalked her and found out she had 2500 friends, I was like WTF, but she does work for some trainer who is supposed to be good but whatever. So I obviously did not add her because she is clearly ignoring me I suppose, she seemed into me when I met her friday though and I think I just screwed myself with the texting thing (FUCKING KIDS AND THEIR TEXTING, I NEVER LIKED THIS SHIT TO BEGING WITH) so I want to recover and need advice. Shes the first chick Ive talked to in about 6 months thats my age, the otehr girls were about 6 years my senior. Im 20, so I think we would get along, I at least want a chance with this girl. So if you guys could give me some advice as to how to approach her again, via text I believe is best, I was thinking of trying to establish communication again in a week, probably this coming Monday. What do yall think. Thanks guys

02-01-2011, 05:00 PM
What's wrong with that? That's how I text girls all the time...

02-02-2011, 07:42 AM
he should have just said he loved and wanted to marry her. never fails.

02-02-2011, 09:27 AM
Well he did mention how he doesn't mind her ignoring him lol

02-02-2011, 11:41 AM
Hahaaa! This is hilarious

02-04-2011, 03:47 PM
My God, when he called her "sweetheart" you know he failed.

02-04-2011, 10:47 PM
This is pretty depressing... ;)

02-05-2011, 08:53 AM
It's all a learning process. We'll make mistakes lol even ones as funny as this

02-05-2011, 11:58 AM
I LOL'd.

02-05-2011, 02:37 PM
It's all a learning process. We'll make mistakes lol even ones as funny as this

This isn't a learning process, this is an epic fail. LOL

02-07-2011, 05:27 AM
OUCH. Must suck for that guy to be as needy as he is and have so little self respect... Can't be any fun! :S

02-10-2011, 12:20 AM
Holy shit, that was cringeworthy.

02-10-2011, 02:19 AM

02-12-2011, 01:08 PM
Damn guys, be supportive not negative.

02-13-2011, 04:35 PM
Hey, no one's being negative at the guy. It wasn't posted by a member asking for critique on his game. It was a find, from the Internet, on how not to text game. No one flames like that if a guy's here looking for advice

02-18-2011, 03:44 AM
Why didn't that work? Poor guy, can't win em all :(

02-22-2011, 07:49 AM

whats wrong with using sweetheart?

02-22-2011, 09:18 AM
omg i LOL'd