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EpiTomE
04-30-2006, 12:51 AM
Ok... so, For the last nine months I havent been with a girl. Like no means of no how! Until last Tuesday... and then me and this cute girl I really like got our shit goin on and we humped and it was the best sex of my life...
Im happy!
After I've suceeded in a couple of nights...
How is it I fuck up at the bar?
I'm livin in a small town (Does this make a diff.?) I can easly speak to strangers (approach anxiety is peanuts) but then somethin happens... I can find multiple points of interest (tattoos, fitness, ideas, whatever) which me and the target or the 'focus' chat about... I chatted up a bartender (which asked me 'Do I know you?' in second approach) I blew a Maury Povich (as the girl said this is the worts pick up line ever) and then the coat check withheld my tweed jacket I love... Cuz my buddy bolted with the coat check ticket... Great fuckin night.... how do I recover... how do I prevent such humiliation....
The Embarrassed EpiTomE

doc
04-30-2006, 05:32 AM
Practice.
Do you think every night is going to be a Ron Jeremy porn movie ?
And, you would`ve had your jacket if your wing did`nt leave.
Lesson...keep your own coat check ticket.

Dreadnought
04-30-2006, 06:49 AM
Hard as it might be, just act unphased if they halt you with an insult and you can't think of a solid way forward. 6 billion people in the world what makes her so special? If you think you have no other option except to eject shrug and say "easy come, easy go." point to your ass and say "watch this as it goes"
As doc said, practice really does make perfect. It's cliche, no one likes hearing it but it does.

EpiTomE
04-30-2006, 11:49 AM
True enough my friends...
The only one that really rattled me was that the bar tender pretended like she didn't know me...
Why did this happen?
More importantly what do you say to the "Do I know you?" question?
Others please post Crash and Burn tales of terror... We can all learn just as much from these tales (The Don't Do's) as we can from success... Plus some of them are pretty funny shit!!

randomweights
04-30-2006, 02:33 PM
More importantly what do you say to the "Do I know you?" question?
What Style says in the Game;
"Does anyone truly know anyone?"
Gold

Kid-A
04-30-2006, 03:02 PM
More importantly what do you say to the "Do I know you?" question? Also you can reply. 'I'm so-and-so, so now you do know me.'