View Full Version : Are you going to S my D tonight?

07-19-2009, 01:50 PM
I actually got this off BB.com and I laughed, tried it and it worked. Here is a convo from another kid. See what happens and post back!
A line that will never fail you. It can either set you up for a fabulous night of fellatio, or a good laugh. Maybe even both.

Me: "You wanna S my D tonight?

Her: "Lol . . wow. .u know how to make a girl feel special"

Me: "Huh? Just wondering if you wanted to staple my documents tonight. What were you thinking?"

Her: "Omg. .shutup. .lol"

Me: "So do you wanna help me with my TPS reports or what? They're due Monday."

Her: "4 a bit sure"

Me: "Does that mean you're going to come over and suck my dick? Just kidding, but

Her: "I might glance at it"

Me: "With the intensity of 1000 hungry hyenas?"

Her: "Lol. yeah just like that"

Me: "God, I can't wait for you to get over here so I can ram my cawk down your throat.

Her: "Im kinda scared now"

Me: "Don't worry, I'll ease it in like a gentleman."