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  1. Girl says she like big dicks

    So this has happened a couple times to me, where the conversation has been steered to her saying how she likes a guy with a big dick. How would you guys suggest I can best reveal to a girl that I wear magnums as a response?



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    tell her that your ex gf gave him a name....(my one is sledgehammer...always good and "omg O_O" responses ) omg i love it

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    Don't react to it at all, you either come off as defensive or bragging, both of which sounds tiny

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    Shit test. Ignore and continue talking about whatever you were planning on saying before she said that.

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    So this has happened a couple times to me, where the conversation has been steered to her saying how she likes a guy with a big dick. How would you guys suggest I can best reveal to a girl that I wear magnums as a response?
    her: i like big dicks.
    you: Oh, me too!

    Make sure you say it right...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bulletproof View Post
    Shit test. Ignore and continue talking about whatever you were planning on saying before she said that.
    Quote Originally Posted by KennyBaby View Post
    Don't react to it at all, you either come off as defensive or bragging, both of which sounds tiny
    Follow the advice above. They are right on. You will be appear too try hard if you are trying to indicate that you are big. This makes you appear like you have something to prove, which demonstrates lack of confidence - DLV. Do you really think an ultra high value guy that gets tons of chix needs to go out of his way to convey his manhood?

    Ignore her comment like it's clearly not a concern of yours. Further, you want to be very tactful when the discussion of sex comes up. You want to convey that you are comfortable with it etc (i.e. - like saying "me too" like the other member posted - lol - that's funny), but you certainly want to avoid giving the impression that you are a dirty scumbag just looking for one thing.

    Hope that helps.

  7. I thought of a great joke...but I'm afraid to share if for risk of being flamed...If you've seen chocolate news then you should know about the sketch where david alan grier has a debate to pick the newest ethnic group that is the biggest victim of racism after obama's victory

  8. Oh, and I have ignored the comment the times I've heard it and just kept talking

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    G: I like a guy with a big dick.

    See that guy over there (point out dorkiest guy you can find). He's really big. You should get with him. Come.. (take her hand) I'll introduce you.

    Watch her back down fast. Then you can tease her about having high (not) standards

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    Dude, if she's telling you what kind of dicks she likes, she either A) Thinks you're gay and is comparing notes, or, more likely, B) She's into you and is thinking about YOUR dick. Girls don't mention shit like that to guys unless they have it on their mind for some reason. It's a shit test. Just plow on through. Let her know you're packing the BFG (old-school Doom reference ) when you're in the bedroom.

    Or alternatively, you could just buy a whole bunch of tight pants and let your moose-knuckle do the talking...
    Who is ninja? I am ninja.

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