Thread: Hot bank tellers...
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03-31-2008, 11:51 PM #1
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
- St. Paul, MN
It seems like every place I bank w/has at least decent looking tellers...Wells Fargo, TCF, now a credit union...
Hot bank tellers...
So last week I joined this local credit union...I've been out of the game for almost a year now in a LTR...I couldn't take it though...I couldn't get this chick out of my mind all weekend...I decided today I had to take a shot at it...so I searched the forums for bank teller openers...got this...
"I'm waiting tables during my year off between undergrad and grad school so I'm always depositing large amounts of cash. I'm waiting to get this hot teller I noticed the first time I was in the bank to use something like this:
"I'll give you $50 if you can guess my job."
"Wrong. Drug dealer."
"Na just kidding..........I'm a male prostitute. I'm expensive too. (blah blah)"
I liked it and decided I was going to role with it...
I go to the credit union to make a deposit into my IRA and savings...As I approached the door I stutter stepped because HB9.8 had a female co-worker standing at her counter chatting...I really didn't want to have to put this off any longer...There was another teller right next to her with a dude and I was just thinking how much I would hate this fucker if he says he can help me...I make eye contact w/HB9.8 and her friend moves out of the way, HB9.8 gives me a courteous smile and I'm in...
I brought my old wing along...As I approach the counter I turn and tell him...
"Hey, get me a coffee...two sugars..."
I see her smile in amazement out of the corner of my eye at this public display of alpha maleness...My wing gladly grabs himself and me a coffee as the set begins...
I want to deposit $60 into my IRA and $100 into my savings...She gets the transactions going...
"So, I'll give you $40 if you can guess my job." I say
"I don't know...tell me."
"Ur terrible, your not even gonna guess." I say
"A used car salesman." HB9.8 replies
(I've gotten this before even from my gf, what can I say it's sorta part of my style, silver Italian chain, earrings, greasy hair, and I am acctually a salesman, just not cars...)
playfully shocked-"What are you serious, are you saying I look sleazy!?!"
She obviously didn't intend for me to interpret it like that.."Oh no, I don't know it was just a guess."
"Actually I'm a drug dealer, you don't need any weed do you?"
giggling in that I can't believe this guy way..."No, I don't smoke."-HB9.8
"I'm just kidding..I'm a prostitute.....but don't get any ideas, I'm pretty expensive, I don't think you could afford me."
(She has a manager come over and override something regarding my IRA...last week on my first deposit her and this other chick teller couldn't get it figured out so they had to mail me my receipt...)
"Here's your receipt while you're here unlike last time..."-HB9.8 says
"What did you mess up last time?"
"I didn't...I don't know...He had to override it last time too and he looked at it and I did it right."
"Sure, you're new here though aren't you?"
"Yea, only part time though."-HB9.8
So by now my buddy has brought my coffee over and I'm thinking ahead a step how I am going to give myself a little more time...This is a relatively small room and it just so happens to be customer appreciation so there's a whole bunch of managers sitting around this table real nearby and it's dead as Elvis in the place...I tell her I also got a call last week regarding my beneficiaries and I didn't get a chance to call back...(truth)
She has tells her manager and he asks me if they are related to me... then reads the names...
"That's my mother."
"And this is your significant?"-Manager
without thinking I reply..."Yea."
My wing has been joking with the manager a little and interjecting every once and a while into the set...
directed towards me.."How significant?"-my wing
"Just as significant as anyone else, haha."-I reply
(God I almost blew that one, but that's what a wing is for...)
I catch her smirking again out of the corner of my eyes...
Points at her left hand ring finger..."Are you married?"-my wing asks
"Oh so you just pretend."-my wing says
My wing moves over to the hot dog station and so do I as they are finishing the beneficiary and IRA stuff...I come back and she hands me my receipt...
I take out my wallet and on a lower counter discreetly write my number on the back of a receipt and toss it on the counter over to her...
"Just in case you or your friends need any services."-I say and add a wink
(I planned this in advance...wrote my PUA name Lucky, a line and my digits...funny part is the receipt is for hair wax and condoms from Wallgreens...haha!!!! I don't know if that was too much or not...)
She laughs and grabs the receipt and does something with it, not sure what...
Anyways me and my buddy are pretty set to go now and the group of managers makes a few nice comments..."Don't eat and drive at the same time."..etc. (They loved us and it was clear we were having a good time me and him just laughing a whole lot throughout the set.)
I turn and make eye contact with HB9.8 who is blushing with a big smile across her face as we leave.
I know a PUA should get the target's # and not give out his, but I've worked hired guns/co-workers before and know how much trouble this sort of stuff can get a girl in...I didn't want to put her under the pressure of giving me her # in front of a bunch of her superiors and her co-worker...
Anyways I know this is a terrible mind set, but I can't stop thinking about her not calling...She hasn't called tonight and I expected that much, but how many days would you wait to go back to the Credit Union...I'm thinking Thursday, today is Monday, because that's when she was working last week...and I seriously have no patience with this, I know I am way tooo outcome dependent and I should be indifferent but I can't lie I'm not...This could quite possibly be the hottest chick I've ever encountered...
I'm not worried that I can game her if she texts or calls me, just if she doesn't...I don't want to go back in with some "Why haven't you called, you know I was kidding about being a prostitute." kinda shit. I also don't want to come across as needy...But I definitely can't wait any longer than Thursday...
How should I handle it if she doesn't call?...I know there are other fish in the sea...
Comments, Questions, feedback, etc. greatly appreciated...I hope u had half the fun reading it as I did running it
04-01-2008, 02:48 AM #2
First, props for gaming her, and getting it out of your system.
Nice write up of the sarge, as well and the details help.
The problem with giving someone your number is that the ball is now in their court.
And the problem with sarging a chick at the bank is that every time you go in, it's going to be uncomfortable for both of you no matter what happens.
Sarging hired guns is extremely difficult, so you might want to pick "softer" targets in the future.
As for this one, chalk it up to experience, and move on.
Pursuing her if she does not call you puts you closer and closer into the "stalker" category.
BTW, read Magic Bullets for advice on how to go through the model smoothly. You seemed pressured to "get this over with" (my quotes) and it may have been better to get to know her more -- after all, you're presumably going to the bank often.
Style Point Deductions: Going sexual/raunchy early, writing your number on the back of a receipt for condoms, ordering your friend around like he's your bitch, not yet fixing the image others have of you as a used car salesman ... you want to work on that one, as people associate them stereotypically with people who talk fast and lie.
04-01-2008, 04:54 AM #3Assuming you're not a kidney harvester, we can chat in the car. - Cedar
04-01-2008, 05:11 AM #4
- Join Date
- Dec 2007
- South Jersey
MrShhhh, is right on. Bossing your friend around is explicitly alpha. I think you're better off coming across as alpha implicitingly. For example, your friend just goes and gets coffee without you saying anything. It looks more friendly and shows you have a tight enough bond that he'd do you a favor like that.
I also second the hair wax and condoms receipt. She'll probably interpret it one of 2 ways... 1) sleazy or 2) you've been thinking about "the perfect setup" a little too much.
I'm not saying she won't call but relax if she didn't. One IMPORTANT thing to do the next time you go in there is NOT call her out on not calling. Just go in there as normal, high energy, happy, go-lucky guy. Remember, she is not a big deal to you and her calling or not calling is indifferent to you. If she doesn't call and the next time you go in there she sees you in the same frame and state and you're the 'same guy' she met the first time then she might bring it up or pass you her # this time. If not, no biggie and you move on to the next one.
04-01-2008, 04:36 PM #5
- Join Date
- Jul 2007
- Sydney, Australia
Here's a tip if you feel uncomfortable going back into the bank again- start using internet banking :-)
04-01-2008, 08:55 PM #6
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
- St. Paul, MN
MrShhhhhh... You're right about the ball being in her court, I guess I didn't properly assess all my possibilities...I also understand I should have taken more time with it...after she told me she was part time I felt slightly more pressure as it could be tough to always come in when she is around and I just plain fucked that part...
Beanz... I was hoping the receipt would come across as a mistake, as if I didn't even think it over and just wrote my number on the first piece of paper I saw...sort of a dhv by showing I get some already...but I agree that could be a deal breaker... I won't call her out if I go in Friday and she still hasn't called me...I need to display some kind of patience...
Game Club... haha great advice, too bad my job doesn't offer direct deposit and you have to sign something every time you make a deposit to your IRA and I have a weekly plan for that...I guess if things don't work out and I can't save them I can just try to learn her schedule and avoid coming in when she is working...
My current plan....go in Friday to make a few deposits...run a psychic magic trick routine, make her laugh, mention a party a few weeks out I can re mention a few times... Just wondering if anyone would even consider apologizing about the whole me being a prostitute joke and that I hope she didn't take it seriously...I would imagine not
04-02-2008, 02:14 AM #7
No need to refer to the past or apologize for anything ... play past it.