Masturbate in Shower Routine -- Anyone know it?

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  1. Masturbate in Shower Routine -- Anyone know it?

    Masturbate in Shower Routine -- Does anyone know the script for this routine?

    Its mentioned on this page: http://www.scribd.com/doc/100404/Mys...will-now-learn



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    Yeah:

    Masturbating In The Shower

    YOU: “Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?”

    HER: “No”

    YOU: “It’s true- the other 7% sing”

    HER: “Oh really?”

    YOU: “Do you know what they sing?”

    HER: “No, what?”

    YOU: “Oh, you must be one of the 93% of girls that masturbates then”

    HER: (Laughs)
    Last edited by Vapor; 09-02-2007 at 10:02 AM. Reason: advert, mis-attributed

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    hey did you know 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?
    (No)
    the other 7% sing. you know what they sing?
    (No)
    then you must be one of the ones who masturbates

  4. Thank you gentleman -- you know your stuff.

    This was used on The Pickup Artist. Does that mean we can't use it for a while?

  5. Quote Originally Posted by brilliant1 View Post
    Thank you gentleman -- you know your stuff.

    This was used on The Pickup Artist. Does that mean we can't use it for a while?
    No, it's not a physical law of the universe. Your choice. I'm still using it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brilliant1 View Post
    Thank you gentleman -- you know your stuff.

    This was used on The Pickup Artist. Does that mean we can't use it for a while?
    It is a very good opener but if it is becoming well known it might be an idea to do a different one.

    Still, only a small percentage will be watching that show anyway so I wouldn't be too afraid to use it.

    Ultimately though I think it is best we try to create our own openers, that way we can avoid the problems of the target having heard it before but that opener is gold.

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    I told a girl this once and it flew right over her head LoL...most others get it though.

  8. Yeah, it seems the Masturbating In The Shower is a great opener for the following reasons:

    1) Its easy.
    2) Its executes well nearly everytime.
    3) Its a neg.
    4) Its not overly verbose.
    5) Its truely funny.

    Its too bad it was used on the Pickup Artist.

    Does anybody know where there is an "encyclopedia" of all known openers/routines?

  9. Quote Originally Posted by brilliant1 View Post
    Does anybody know where there is an "encyclopedia" of all known openers/routines?
    this forum?

  10. #10

    Dont use it guys. It's canned material and has been used on VH1 show.

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