Text Game For The Gods

I'm calling out all the texperts out there to drop knowledge on this thread. Its 2017 and a lot of shit has changed over the years. The game has evolved on so many levels its crazy!! I don't want to be texting women lines from 8 years ago that were once funny. I want my material to be fresh and not played out. Which is why I'm reaching out to the community. Lets compile a list of bad ass texts that we can have in our arsenal at all times for any situation! Examples would be openers, responses to shit tests, responses to one word replies, what to say to build attraction, what to say to build comfort, etc. You get my point. Fuck the guesswork! Preperation is key to success. I want to know what to text in any situation without getting stuck.