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04-18-2010, 01:46 PM #1Certified Live Training Graduate Lounge Member
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
Some text game, push/pull sexual bantering.
Just some fun sexual, text game, push/pull. let me know what you think
Heres a girl Ive closed from school, I was working on getting her in bed again since the first time we were pretty intoxicated. Let me know what you think. I thought I was on a role!
Me: U were lookin cute today!
HB7: Lol aww thnks boo!!!
Me: Too bad ur still a brat. Lol
HB7: Lmfao ur just a hater!
Me: Lol im a lover not a hater!
HB7: Lol u sure are
Me: There u go thinking bout sex again!!! Is that all u females think about? Lol
HB7: Lmfao u always make me seem like the bad one.
HB7: I was an good girl b4 u came around
Me: Oh come on u expect me to believe that? Miss I'm a professional alcohol consumer!!
HB7: Lol are u calling me an alcoholic?
Me: U can't be a good girl if u drink boys under the table!!
Me: No not an alcoholic but u n my dad would get along real well! Lol (dad is an alcoholic)
HB7: Haha I bet! Will he try to throw my pool game off like u did? (pool game turned into sex)
Me: Lmao there u go again!!! Why don't u come over n get ur fix so u can stop thinking bout sex all day long
HB7: Lol I really can't
HB7: Cnt stop thinking about sex
Me: Lol for real????
HB7: Yea lol call me a nympho if u want
Me: I like sexaholic better!
Me: So what boy toy number am I???
HB7: I didn't have n e boy toys b4. Cus I was focused on school n work.
Me: Should I apply the rule of genders?
HB7: Lmfao no girls either! I dnt swing that way
Me: Lmao hahaha that wasn't what I meant but a funny ass answer!
HB7: Lol ooo ok good
Me: Rule of genders is whatever number a gurl says u add three and then u have the real number. For Guys u minus three. So if the rule applies it means u got 3 boy toys n I'm number 4
HB7: Lmfao no no no. That doesn't apply to me at all. I really haven't don't ANYTHING since december -_- but the real question is what number am I?
Me: Wow since December? That's an extremely long time for a sexaholic! How have u managed that?
Me: We'll get to me in a min.
HB7: Smh the alcohol
HB7: Oh wow. This should be interesting
Me: Wait a sec.... So u replaced sex with alcohol? Don't those two usually compliment each other?
HB7: Lol not really. Depends the place n the people. But I was working really hard and keepin busy with other things that's why it really wasn't that big of a
deal to me. Plus sex is overrated
Me: Do other things come from the xxx store?
HB7: Lol no
Me: Sex isn't overrated, it has positive health effects! Lol
HB7: Lol I guess..... But back to U! How many girls are u sleepin with?
Me: U the only one
Me: Yea right now u the only one... Lucky u!
HB7: Lol. N whens the last time u slept with some one......n DON'T lie
Me: Why u gotta capitalize DONT? Lol. U hthink imma lie? It was before March, not sure when exactly... It's been a lil while
HB7: Ok good. Lol I just had the emphasize the don't to make sure u got my point
Me: Lol ok. I'm not like other guys, I have no reason to lie.. If I had a chick last week I would tell u bout it! Me: No shame in my game hunny. Lol
HB7: Iight just making sure
HB7: I've been working on #7 since 11:20 -_- (Math class assignment)
Me: Lol i know I've been distracting u. Can u tell I'm gettin nothin done on my work?? I haven't even opened the book. I really don't feel like it!
HB7: Lol dam boo. The test is monday and u have to finish the review
Me: Yea that's not a problem I'll get that done before Monday. I'm not stressing math. It's the two ch tests from my other class due tomorrow that I don't feel like doing
HB7: Lol ima need for u to hop on that asap
Me: I would but ur there and I'm here. Plus I wouldn't hop... I would just get on top
HB7: Lol ur horrible
Me: I can see u smiling from here! Calm down baby
Me: Yes I am!
HB7: Hahahahahahahaha I got the answer!!!
Me: Congrats it only took u 3hrs! Lol
HB7: F!@# U! Lol
HB7: Lol why would I hate when I got the right answer
Me: Cuz it's only gonna take me 10 min at most. Plus u just a hater!
Me: I love my haters! :* lol
HB7: Ooooooooooooooooooo phooey!
HB7: Haha real cute
Me: Haha Ur fun. I like messin wit u!
Me: When are u gonna beat me at somethin?
HB7: Lol so I'm ur lil toy now?
HB7: Lol when u stop cheating
Me: Lmao I don't even know how to answer that question. Give me a few so I can think of something witty to say! Lmao
Me: N I don't cheat!
Me: All skill baby!
HB7: Hahah .... Finally I won @ something. I got u speechless
Me: U right that was good!
Me: Ima leave that one with a flirtacious smile and no answer. I'm stumped for words! That was money!
Me: If that's what u wanna be! Who am I to kill ur dream! Lol that's the best response I could think of
HB7: Miss u
Me: Hey sexaholic what u up to?
HB7: Nothing really. Just getting ready to do my hair. What u doin?
Me: I've been workin on my website info for my business. Get ur hur did real nice so I can mess it up later!
HB7: Lol nooooooooooooooooo its going to STAY nice
Me: Hahaha so what am I suppose to grab onto??
HB7: My booty! Lol jk
Me: Lol no ur not!
HB7: O yes I am
Me: Wanna ride? (motorcycle)
HB7: Right now? Lol hunny, I'm doing my hair
HB7: No sex. Lol
Me: Lol I'm talkin bout the bike nympho!
HB7: Lol after the bike ride! (she knows whats going down next time! Lol)
Me: Ur so ex rated
Me: Lmao how bout some alcohol?
HB7: Lol NO!
Me: I'm playin.... There's people at my house anyways. No private partys lol
HB7: Lol noooooo more private parties
Me: Noooooooo fuuuuunnnnnnn!
HB7: Lol no more fun for u. U don't know how to act
Me: There will always be fun for me. Even if I do act up! Lol
HB7: Lol ur horrible
Me: Just no more on pool tables!!!!! Ouchy
HB7: Lol yea no more pool tables.... Maybe pools (Sounds like an invitation doesn’t it?)
04-18-2010, 05:55 PM #2
- Join Date
- May 2009
Thats awesome text game. Let us know how things go with her.
04-19-2010, 08:30 AM #3
Haha that was great.... now back to studying.
Im not sure if this is happening or not, but make sure your not always replying to her convo initiations.
Get ur hur did real nice so I can mess it up later!
hahaha line was gold
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