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  1. #11
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    Jan 2006
    Orlando, FL

    You: We're too much a like. We'd never get along
    Her: Why?
    You: Because we'd never have anything significant to argue about. So we'd have to make up petty little things to fight about... And I'd always win.
    Her: No you wouldn't
    You: Yes I would
    Her: No
    You: You see, we're arguing right now... And you started it
    Her: No I didn't. You did
    You: OMG, just let it go. If you're going to keep acting like this, I will so have to break up with you
    Her: (Whatever. Doesn't matter)
    You: Hey, but at least we'd have good make up sex
    Her: (Whatever)
    You: Yeah, just kidding anyways. We don't have to get in arguments to have sex
    Here's another argue routine, I think it was Harlequin who once posted in a field report.
    You: Do you want to have an argument?
    Her: No
    You: Yes you do

  2. #12

    "one a these days alice, bang, zoom, to da moon" (honeymooners anyone?)
    "Seriously if you dont stop hitting on me, i'm getting a restraining order"
    Last edited by Fader; 05-02-2007 at 08:31 PM.

  3. #13

    I always use TD's, "You're a sexual predator" line, it always works
    and a lot of what has been posted.
    when asking her what her hobby is, she says for ex>... dancing, my reply..really? no way, I absolutly hate dancing !
    Last edited by Fader; 08-01-2006 at 11:11 AM.

  4. #14
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    Jan 2006
    Orlando, FL

    Some lines that work wonders on hired guns
    Her: Can I help you?
    You: Yeah, I need a back rub and a warm bath
    You: Hey, you're not shoplifting, are you?
    Her: No, I work here
    You: What's the matter, the employee discount not enough for you?
    You: So what do they pay you here, like $10,000 a week?
    Her: No
    You: Oh, that's too bad. I was going to ask you out. But I'm looking for a rich girl
    Her: Nice to meet you
    You: I'm sure it is
    Her: Have a nice day
    You: Hey, don't tell me what to do

  5. #15
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    Dec 2005
    keepin nyc / nj dancers in check

    If a girl tells me brb or I will talk to you later I respond with "don't threaten me!"
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  6. #16
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    Feb 2006
    Sunny South Florida

    She says anything sarcastic, playfull, or sassy.
    You To target: "I don't know who your boyfriend is, but he is not spanking you enough"
    You to Group: "I don't know who her BF is, but he's not spanking her enough"
    Works well both ways, I prefer groups b/c she'll see her friends laughing and it demonstrates social proof. You'll definitely get a punch, and if delivered at the right time she'll be begging you to spank her. BUT be careful it's not a shit test.
    Credit: Lance (Sensei) from pickup 101

  7. #17

    fad3r: Your "don't threaten me" reminds me of this one, but I'm not sure of where to classify it.
    After a CF tease, a girl might say "oooo! You're so gonna get it!" or a variant thereof and I respond with "What are you gonna do, date me?'
    It gets a laugh and a punch.

  8. #18
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    Mar 2006

    I found a great thread on ASF, full of banter lines (but some other things too)
    You have to log in first, but this is the link:,8e#322243

  9. #19
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    Apr 2006
    Raleigh, NC

    I can't remember who came up with this originally, but I give girls those little sticky gold stars they put on papers in kindergarten when they do something I like. Later, I find an excuse to take them away. Great for initiating light kino, plus my pivots think it's hysterical.

  10. #20
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Surry Hills, Sydney

    this thread is slowly rocking my word
    very funny stuff
    im deffinetly going to start writing down my banter
    this is all straight off the top of my head,
    ive been saying this alot lately
    when we leave a club or just about anywhere
    Me - "Thats it im leaving, this club is dead to me."
    HB - (giving an opinion or whatever fits)
    Me - Thats Crazy talk
    Me - What? sorry i stoped listening awhile back
    HB - (getting angry about something)
    Me - Yeah, you go girl, Keep fighting that good fight

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