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    small dick surprise

    well this is anonymous so i don't give a shit! i'm sure there are other guys who can relate but anyways, here's the situation.

    me and a certain girl have had some serious sexual tension for a while. I don't have a great grasp of the theories here but I've been using some material, especially dhv's and kino games, and lo and behold, we had sex.

    i'm a pretty confident guy, and i was using cocky funny pretty hard with this girl, and a few days after we did the no pants dance she said she was a little surprised because i'm "so confident & comfortable" and that she thought i'd be a bit bigger downstairs. I thought agreeing would be submissive and showing her i'm offended is pretty dlv as well, what would you say is a good response?

    mine was "well what to do you expect? i can't have it ALL!" i still haven't thought of anything better.



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    She sounds pretty superficial, I wouldn't think much of her comment though. Just continue being confident and cocky.

    If I were you, I wouldn't pay her much attention anymore because that's pretty low in my opinion. That'd be like you telling her you didn't think her vagina hung like a wizard's sleeve.

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    yeah man just roll it off play it cool

    I heard a playmate say that "it doesnt matter what the size is, matters how you use it"
    The Entertainement that keeps you in the moment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Wolf 20 View Post
    her vagina hung like a wizard's sleeve.
    LMAO.

    Yeah it was more of a direct insult than anything. Should of been like No other girls had a problem with it, then again I never fucked a hoola hoop before.

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    "Should of been like No other girls had a problem with it, then again I never fucked a hoola hoop before."

    Hahaha

    "it doesnt matter what the size is, matters how you use it"

    i thought this was qualifying myself to her? like giving an excuse for having a small dick, but you guys are right anyway.. shit test & superficial bitch

    p.s. my favourite is "it's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it"

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    lol... One of my favorites..

    "Im not small.. Your vagina is huge! having sex with you was like throwing a hot dog down a long hall way.. even if i hit the walls, the damage would be minimal"

    -Humorus
    Lead me not into Temptation... I can find that place my self!

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    Wtf, I hope you don't plan on having a LTR with this girl because she's obviously heartless.

    Having a girl say that would be harsh and I wouldn't have reacted kindly. I probably would have said "That's ok, I thought your tits would be perkier/larger".

    Women can be so unsympathetic.

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    Probably best to laugh and ignore it.

    However, if you must say something...

    "It's not small, it's just far away"

    or

    "Miniaturisation is the future."

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    Now that I think about it it would seem like she's deliberately trying to break your ego. Maybe taking it as a compliment will help. "Thanks, I like it small so ladies stop staring at it."

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