I'm horny baby tell me what you are going to do....

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    I'm horny baby tell me what you are going to do....

    Ok guys here's a little competition.

    Scenario= girl you fucked to a quivering jelly last night texts you at work, tells you she is horny and wants you to tell her what filth you have in store for her later

    Your answers please. extra points for creative wording dripping in NLP. forget bullet pointed lists, show me some stuff to light her fire...



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    it cant be described on a text message i will show you later in person,

    or do something first i'm going to start from your ear and work my way down to your.....
    “The chances you miss most in life are the chances you never take.”

    Excuses seperate the losers from the champions.

    "You only get to be young once so enjoy the ride because everyday not sarging is a missed opportunity.

  3. Tell her EXACTLY what you have in mind. Details. It will keep her wet all day.

  4. Agreed. Be descriptive and take your time. Get her fired up and keep her fired up. Tell her how you plan on running your tongue all over her body (starting from the neck, to the chest, to the inner thighs and back up, leaving a trail of goosebumps in your wake. tell her you're going to trace her nipples with your tongue and give em a little bite once they're hard. i literally just sent texts like that yesterday to a friend and boy does it work, she was going nuts man.

    heat it up!

    -Slip

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    I'm horny baby tell me what you are going to do....


    Over a text message?

    ...160 characters to describe the "nasty"?


    www.Literotica.com (NSFW)

    Fish for some ideas there.


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    I always like to do this .... girl I'm gonna be such a tease your gonna hate it! I will first start by nibbling on your earlobe and then work to your neck and give you a couple kisses, then i will work my way down and play with your breast and then play around your nipples and then from then on you should know where i'm going next ha... I said that to a girl she got way mad cause i wasn't next to her and called the biggest tease ever. I'm sure she was wet from hearing that.

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    hmmm it's funny....some girls get so into text and phone sex, respond to descriptive language, while others, even if they are very sexual and completely into you, act like all that talk is just corny and leave you feeling dumb wishing you hadn't brought it up.
    In those scenarios, do you just not bother being sexual untill she gets there in person, or is there some subtle way to introduce it till she likes long distance sexuality?

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    some good stuff so far. she loves all of it so no worries about feeling dumb.

    trouble is I've done all this a few times, so what's next, you can't just keep escalating

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    dude i would try doing this more in person. Cause once you've built it up it'll be awkward just trying to do it. So from now try to escalate it in person.

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    Kinky text messages are fun with the right women...

    Try doing commands.

    "Wear Your Black Lingerie and be in your bed when I get there."
    "Wear your shortest skirt without panties, and meet me at X"
    Etc

    Also, mysterious can work well...

    "You're going to beg tonight.."
    "I hope you're feeling adventurous baby..."
    Etc

    This is all assuming that the girl is a regular and you're interested in promoting a LTR or FB type frame.

    Libido

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