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    Never got a milf's number before...Help!

    Hello fellow Pickup artists

    First of all i got this milf's number from an online dating site. This is how the coversation went.

    Me: Hey, what is this amateur hour? No about me or interests section. You must be a dating site rookie or just a boring person who just good to look at.

    Her: No response

    Me: Dont be afraid of answering my message. There's no need to feel threatened by my intellectual superiority.

    Her: Not one i've heard before, i'll give you that, yes im boring big pair of tits, nothing to see here! Later

    Me: Last time a woman said that to me i slept with her

    Her: (no response)

    Me (few days later) Hey T I sent you a message five days ago with no response. I'm not sure why but it's probably because you've been busy starting multiple dating site accounts answering a lot of guys messages from guys called john and jim with disdain at thier creativity. Your first impression did suck but since you are still on the site i know you are still looking. We should talk some more or at least you could make a good friend. So what's the lamest pickup line you've ever heard?

    her: This is very extensive

    me: If you get to know me you'll realise im extensive in many ways. What do you like to do for fun?

    her: confident hey?

    me: Yeah i am. ha ha your pretty cute and chatting on an internet dating site is a pretty lame form of communication, give me your number and i'll give you a call, the funniest thing happened to me last night and i need to tell someone.

    her: What's your name

    me: My name is Michael. You realise that you aren't meant to play hard to get until AFTER we first meet, right? lol, too cute. It's cool though, Strike 1. I just figured that we're both on here to meet someone....Im not looking for a cyber pen-pal and i am interested in getting to know somebody in person by meeting them like real people do in real life.

    her: number ********* weirdo

    me: Yeah that's right i am a weirdo..but at least you can see my face. I can't see yours..TIM TAM. it's like you are hiding something.

    her: sends photo

    me: Im impressed...by the iphone cover that is....hahaha send me a better photo tim tam

    her:nope

    me: That's it i want a divorce, i want my bike and blender back.

    her: cool

    me: you talk a lot for someone who doesn't say anything.

    Anyways it didn't end on a good note, i know she wants sex...all milfs do. Anyways i then about half an hour later sent her a text message to her phone number saying:

    Hey weirdo Jim here from blendr have a good night.

    She hasn't responded. Should i call her, i do have the phone guide made by braddock but i dont think those pinging texts will work to attract her. I'm thinking i be direct by calling her soon and going for a meet up but she seems like a long fuse at the moment. How do i burn her to a short fuse? or should i just go for a meet up?

    IM new to milf game.



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    I had my fair share of milf's but I have no idea how online game works.
    For my taste you neg'ed too much. Every text says pretty much I'm too cool to be on this site but I give you a shot. If you do this once it is ok, but if you repeat it over and over it's very afc to me. Again I have 0 experience in online-dating and might be off.

    I have had my experiences with Milfs though (high 30s at least) and the general rule is that nothing is off limits. Usually they are divorced or at least have children and just want to have some fun. Be direct and don't play games. They have seen it all and know what you are trying to do, just be upfront and tell her about your intentions.
    I expect that you are younger and if a young guy comes up to an older woman and shows affection that is very flattering to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HugeGrant View Post
    I had my fair share of milf's but I have no idea how online game works.
    For my taste you neg'ed too much. Every text says pretty much I'm too cool to be on this site but I give you a shot. If you do this once it is ok, but if you repeat it over and over it's very afc to me. Again I have 0 experience in online-dating and might be off.

    I have had my experiences with Milfs though (high 30s at least) and the general rule is that nothing is off limits. Usually they are divorced or at least have children and just want to have some fun. Be direct and don't play games. They have seen it all and know what you are trying to do, just be upfront and tell her about your intentions.
    I expect that you are younger and if a young guy comes up to an older woman and shows affection that is very flattering to her.
    Ok thanks for the advice, and how i should proceed now? Im thinking of just waiting a few days (till Sunday night) and calling her. On the phone im thinking of just saying "I dont want to play games, i just want to fuck you." Should i ping her in between?

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    Honestly I think this one might be a lot of work to pull back on track. I can't see her picking up the phone as you had 0 comfort with her and were just nag-ing without being interesting. I'd try a few texts about how you liked her picture and that you want to meet up for more. The meeting up should come a few texts into convo. Make clear that you are the one she is waiting for, casual sex with a young stud, no strings attached!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HugeGrant View Post
    Honestly I think this one might be a lot of work to pull back on track. I can't see her picking up the phone as you had 0 comfort with her and were just nag-ing without being interesting. I'd try a few texts about how you liked her picture and that you want to meet up for more. The meeting up should come a few texts into convo. Make clear that you are the one she is waiting for, casual sex with a young stud, no strings attached!
    Well after a few message exchanges, she has decided she wants to meet up. She said to me "hit me up when you want to go for a meet up."

    I've already stated to her my intentions to fornicate to her and she accepted. I'm thinking of going for a coffee with her and hopefully sealing the deal later on. How should i act on the date? Should i be agressive and kino a lot while telling her what i want do to her? Because lets face she knows and i know we just want to get it on.

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    Hey, good for you. You turned it around!
    When you go for coffee invest an absolute minimum on the date. I mean financially and emotionally. Let her know that you aren't willing to invest in her you just want to fuck her and that's it!
    I had a girl once who approached me in a club and told me she was into me and wanted to hook-up. Logistically it wasn't going to happen that night so we exchanged numbers and I told her to call me up during the week and we will make it happen. She texted me a few days later and this exchange happened:

    Her: Hey, you want to meet up for coffee tonight
    Me: Hey, why coffee I was under the impression this was about sex
    Her: Yes, it is.
    Me: Well let's get it on, I don't need coffee
    Her: I'm home at 6, come over!

    Just illustrating how little you have to invest if you know it's all about sex!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HugeGrant View Post
    Hey, good for you. You turned it around!
    When you go for coffee invest an absolute minimum on the date. I mean financially and emotionally. Let her know that you aren't willing to invest in her you just want to fuck her and that's it!
    I had a girl once who approached me in a club and told me she was into me and wanted to hook-up. Logistically it wasn't going to happen that night so we exchanged numbers and I told her to call me up during the week and we will make it happen. She texted me a few days later and this exchange happened:
    Thanks for the advice Huge Grant, but she's starting to give me shit tests. This is a text change from today.

    Me: Come over to my place tomorrow night and you'll be able to do more than just photograph it (penis).

    Her: What's the incentive?

    Me: The pleasure derived from me penetrating you with my cock!...and maybe some pizza.

    Her: Are you drunk?

    Im confused as to where to go from here. I'm thinking of calling her.

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    Well, a little subtlety wouldn't hurt. You keep going at the same pace as in your online convo. You can get explicit with her but work it up step by step don't just go for the jugular!

    I guess you talked about taking naked pictures from each other or something along the line. Who came up with this? Did she come up with the idea of taking pictures of you?

    You: Come over to my place tomorrow night and you'll be able to do more than just photograph it (penis).

    Her: What's the incentive?

    You: Well you could bring your camera just in case but I'm pretty sure we will get along just fine without it


    Try to dismiss questions like this with a bit of humor. Show her that she asked a stupid question and you called her on it. Stay cool!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HugeGrant View Post
    Well, a little subtlety wouldn't hurt. You keep going at the same pace as in your online convo. You can get explicit with her but work it up step by step don't just go for the jugular!

    I guess you talked about taking naked pictures from each other or something along the line. Who came up with this? Did she come up with the idea of taking pictures of you?

    You: Come over to my place tomorrow night and you'll be able to do more than just photograph it (penis).

    Her: What's the incentive?

    You: Well you could bring your camera just in case but I'm pretty sure we will get along just fine without it


    Try to dismiss questions like this with a bit of humor. Show her that she asked a stupid question and you called her on it. Stay cool!
    Before i invited her over she said to me

    "I heard photographing it while holding it at the base is a good look. (referring to my penis)

    How should i respond to her last message? "Are you drunk?"

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    Again try humor.

    - Are you drunk
    - I always get drunk before texting a girl, it's part of my ritual

    btw those smilies really help you out. First of all girls love that shit (although it's probably not as strong with older women) and secondly it shows that you are just having fun and don't take it too seriously!

    Leave the explicit stuff for later, build a little bit of comfort even if this is just about having sex she needs to feel comfortable around you. Try not to let the convo look look like a porn-script it makes you sound needy and insecure. When you had her once and want to keep it going you can get more explicit in your text but for now I would keep it to a minimum.

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