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    Going sexual + millions of shit tests

    Basic background...
    Virgin coworker (HB 7.5 but high value) I've made out with a couple times both at work and at my house. She always used to cut the convo the moment I went sexual and yesterday she didnt but was drilling me with constant shit tests instead

    Credit to Snupas for the text help

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    josh, 

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    josh:
    ‎tumblr_m1fmgdRgvb1qaf612o1_500.jpg ‪(47.16 KB)‬ <- Photo i sent of a beach house for call back
    :
    Joh
    josh:
    But it needs ATLEAST 6 bedrooms
    :
    6??? For what?
    josh:
    1 for u and me, 1 for lucy and snoopy, 1 for lilo and stitch, 1 for your parents, 1 for my parents and a spare
    :
    Hmmmmmmm okay...as long as there's a maid to clean all the rooms
    josh:
    Haha say please :P
    :
    :|
    josh:
    Say please, and you can have as many maids as I can find
    :
    I just need one or 2...
    josh:
    Well 1 to do the washing and cleaning, 1 to do the ironing 1 for the cooking and 1 reaaaally hot one to dress almost naked and pretend to clean
    :
    But then what am I there for?
    josh:
    Haha you're right!! I don't want the last one then.. HB is HERE!!
    :
    :O I have no comment
    josh:
    Well I chose u to parade around naked over a hired girl.. Sooo I think its time we start looking at pole dancing classes!
    :
    Joshy joshy joshy...I don't need pole dancing classes >:/
    :
    Andddddddddddd I'm over it <- I looked over to her and was trying to show her I was a happy man, but she misunderstood, lol
    josh:
    And here I was starting to stress #:-s
    josh:
    That's weak 3-|
    :
    You wanted to be all I made lisa smile... Pshhhhhhhhhh
    josh:
    Not what I was saying at all.
    :
    What were you saying then?
    josh:
    I am a happy man. 3-|
    :
    Oh
    josh:
    Oh, ah, oh, ah, oh, ah are the sounds you make in bed wifie
    :
    That's not the sounds I make???
    josh:
    Ohhh yeah that's our neighbors daughter
    :
    / we live on a island? We don't have neighbors??
    josh:
    I hide her in the closet
    :
    Ohhhh is it now? So 5 berries is just not good enough hmmmmmm? <- Did the strawberry field test on her where the amount of berries was her sex drive
    josh:
    Well I wish 5 berries had less headaches at night
    :
    What's that suppose to mean?
    josh:
    Sounds like my wifie is getting jealous
    :
    I don't get jealous. You won't be able to handle me if I didn't have a headache anyyyyyway...
    josh:
    Bring it on!! And don't forget the whipped cream and hadcuffs! Tonight its ON!
    :
    Ok good! We'll see who has the headache then.
    :
    Wtf I don't know where that symbol came from
    josh:
    Don't forget to wear sexy lingerie.. Or no lingerie
    :
    I'll surprise you.
    josh:
    I'll bring the strawberries
    :
    I don't like strawberries...but maybe some cream.
    :
    And vodca
    josh:
    Haha are u bringing vodka to make me drunk, or for your headache
    :
    No. Body shots?
    josh:
    Hell yeah!! I like it when you go wild.. So sexy
    :
    I've never gone wild with you before?
    josh:
    No.. I still have to experience it with you
    :
    Ja no I don't think that will ever happen!
    josh:
    Your loss honey...to be the best you have to party with the best
    :
    Pity you won't ever party with us yes...
    josh:
    Did someone write that for you? =D
    :
    Nope, came up with it all by myself
    josh:
    Quite the applause going around.. You go girl!... Go wild!!
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    Sarcasm >:/

    Decided to end the convo... Was getting bored and wanted to go to gym haha


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    my bro ,you are welcome anytime ;-)
    "Pity you won't ever party with us yes..." that phrase of hers still makes me laugh i almost crushed on highway yesterday
    When she asks you something at work today..anything... just say "i'll surprise you and wink"
    My pick up method is very simple its called "FFF" which translates as FLIRT-FUCK-FORGET
    EVER TRIED-EVER FAILED- NO MATTER-TRY AGAIN-FAIL AGAIN-FAIL BETTER
    You have one life to live.Marx teaches us to blame society for our frailties, Freud teaches us to blame our parents, and astrology teaches us to blame the universe.but the only place to look for blame is if you didnt have the guts to bring out your full self, if you didnt act on your desires, if you didnt take advantage of what was in front of you and life the life that was your potential..

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