I have the vagina. I make the rules.

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    I have the vagina. I make the rules.

    I've been texting this chick for awhile and she's like a super pro at bantering. I've passed all her shit tests so far but I'm not really sure how to respond to
    "I have the vagina. I make the rules."

    Any helpful responses would be greatly appreciated.



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    "I have a penis to break the rules :-p"

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    How long is "a while"?

    Why haven't you met yet?

    What did you text right before she texted that?
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    "Baby you can make any rules you like so long as you remember who's really in charge."

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    "I'm special people there for the rules not need apply"

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    I would respond with something like this:

    *pats head* Aw, is that your girlfriends tell you?
    You make feminism cute *rolls eyes*
    I agree, but I have issues with authority, just sayin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by dm86 View Post
    I would respond with something like this:

    *pats head* Aw, is that your girlfriends tell you?
    You make feminism cute *rolls eyes*
    I agree, but I have issues with authority, just sayin'
    Don't ever use in-life emotions in texts, you won't get a response out of a woman if you do.

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    Has anyone thought of turning this thread into a routine?
    It could be used mostly for mixed sets.

    First change the part about shit tests so that it disguises it as a DHV. Something like, "She's confident and gorgeous, but she keeps testing my authority."
    then, ask the group's opinion (directed mostly at the guys in a mixed set)
    Then interrupt with Snupas' response "I have a penis to break all the rules :P"

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    Obviously too late, but I would have just agreed that vaginas rule and moved on.

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