Some text game, push/pull sexual bantering.
Just some fun sexual, text game, push/pull. let me know what you think
Heres a girl Ive closed from school, I was working on getting her in bed again since the first time we were pretty intoxicated. Let me know what you think. I thought I was on a role!
Me: U were lookin cute today!
HB7: Lol aww thnks boo!!!
Me: Too bad ur still a brat. Lol
HB7: Lmfao ur just a hater!
Me: Lol im a lover not a hater!
HB7: Lol u sure are
Me: There u go thinking bout sex again!!! Is that all u females think about? Lol
HB7: Lmfao u always make me seem like the bad one.
HB7: I was an good girl b4 u came around
Me: Oh come on u expect me to believe that? Miss I'm a professional alcohol consumer!!
HB7: Lol are u calling me an alcoholic?
Me: U can't be a good girl if u drink boys under the table!!
Me: No not an alcoholic but u n my dad would get along real well! Lol (dad is an alcoholic)
HB7: Haha I bet! Will he try to throw my pool game off like u did? (pool game turned into sex)
Me: Lmao there u go again!!! Why don't u come over n get ur fix so u can stop thinking bout sex all day long
HB7: Lol I really can't
HB7: Cnt stop thinking about sex
Me: Lol for real????
HB7: Yea lol call me a nympho if u want
Me: I like sexaholic better!
Me: So what boy toy number am I???
HB7: I didn't have n e boy toys b4. Cus I was focused on school n work.
Me: Should I apply the rule of genders?
HB7: Lmfao no girls either! I dnt swing that way
Me: Lmao hahaha that wasn't what I meant but a funny ass answer!
HB7: Lol ooo ok good
Me: Rule of genders is whatever number a gurl says u add three and then u have the real number. For Guys u minus three. So if the rule applies it means u got 3 boy toys n I'm number 4
HB7: Lmfao no no no. That doesn't apply to me at all. I really haven't don't ANYTHING since december -_- but the real question is what number am I?
Me: Wow since December? That's an extremely long time for a sexaholic! How have u managed that?
Me: We'll get to me in a min.
HB7: Smh the alcohol
HB7: Oh wow. This should be interesting
Me: Wait a sec.... So u replaced sex with alcohol? Don't those two usually compliment each other?
HB7: Lol not really. Depends the place n the people. But I was working really hard and keepin busy with other things that's why it really wasn't that big of a
deal to me. Plus sex is overrated
Me: Do other things come from the xxx store?
HB7: Lol no
Me: Sex isn't overrated, it has positive health effects! Lol
HB7: Lol I guess..... But back to U! How many girls are u sleepin with?
Me: U the only one
Me: Yea right now u the only one... Lucky u!
HB7: Lol. N whens the last time u slept with some one......n DON'T lie
Me: Why u gotta capitalize DONT? Lol. U hthink imma lie? It was before March, not sure when exactly... It's been a lil while
HB7: Ok good. Lol I just had the emphasize the don't to make sure u got my point
Me: Lol ok. I'm not like other guys, I have no reason to lie.. If I had a chick last week I would tell u bout it! Me: No shame in my game hunny. Lol
HB7: Iight just making sure
HB7: I've been working on #7 since 11:20 -_- (Math class assignment)
Me: Lol i know I've been distracting u. Can u tell I'm gettin nothin done on my work?? I haven't even opened the book. I really don't feel like it!
HB7: Lol dam boo. The test is monday and u have to finish the review
Me: Yea that's not a problem I'll get that done before Monday. I'm not stressing math. It's the two ch tests from my other class due tomorrow that I don't feel like doing
HB7: Lol ima need for u to hop on that asap
Me: I would but ur there and I'm here. Plus I wouldn't hop... I would just get on top
HB7: Lol ur horrible
Me: I can see u smiling from here! Calm down baby
Me: Yes I am!
HB7: Hahahahahahahaha I got the answer!!!
Me: Congrats it only took u 3hrs! Lol
HB7: F!@# U! Lol
HB7: Lol why would I hate when I got the right answer
Me: Cuz it's only gonna take me 10 min at most. Plus u just a hater!
Me: I love my haters! :* lol
HB7: Ooooooooooooooooooo phooey!
HB7: Haha real cute
Me: Haha Ur fun. I like messin wit u!
Me: When are u gonna beat me at somethin?
HB7: Lol so I'm ur lil toy now?
HB7: Lol when u stop cheating
Me: Lmao I don't even know how to answer that question. Give me a few so I can think of something witty to say! Lmao
Me: N I don't cheat!
Me: All skill baby!
HB7: Hahah .... Finally I won @ something. I got u speechless
Me: U right that was good!
Me: Ima leave that one with a flirtacious smile and no answer. I'm stumped for words! That was money!
Me: If that's what u wanna be! Who am I to kill ur dream! Lol that's the best response I could think of
HB7: Miss u
Me: Hey sexaholic what u up to?
HB7: Nothing really. Just getting ready to do my hair. What u doin?
Me: I've been workin on my website info for my business. Get ur hur did real nice so I can mess it up later!
HB7: Lol nooooooooooooooooo its going to STAY nice
Me: Hahaha so what am I suppose to grab onto??
HB7: My booty! Lol jk
Me: Lol no ur not!
HB7: O yes I am
Me: Wanna ride? (motorcycle)
HB7: Right now? Lol hunny, I'm doing my hair
HB7: No sex. Lol
Me: Lol I'm talkin bout the bike nympho!
HB7: Lol after the bike ride! (she knows whats going down next time! Lol)
Me: Ur so ex rated
Me: Lmao how bout some alcohol?
HB7: Lol NO!
Me: I'm playin.... There's people at my house anyways. No private partys lol
HB7: Lol noooooo more private parties
Me: Noooooooo fuuuuunnnnnnn!
HB7: Lol no more fun for u. U don't know how to act
Me: There will always be fun for me. Even if I do act up! Lol
HB7: Lol ur horrible
Me: Just no more on pool tables!!!!! Ouchy
HB7: Lol yea no more pool tables.... Maybe pools (Sounds like an invitation doesn’t it?)