Oooo, you've been to the Greek Islands? How was it? I've been to Crete, but never the Greek Islands. Crete was fun. But have you been to Kwajelein Atoll?

Wow, I just realized something. Not only are you sexy, but you're fun to talk to as well.

Too bad I'm so emotionally unavailable right now. We could have fun together...climbing trees and stuff. Pity.


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Your killing me **ME**...really~ I'm sure you've been to every country around the globe~ I should be askin you that question...but I would have to say, greek Islands

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From: **ME**
To: **HER**


**HER**,

You're really cool. You like guys like me with a Turkish hygiene regimen. Most people don't. We should totally be bff's!

Anyways...

I'm trying to decide what country to visit on my next holiday. What's your recommendation?



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From: ^.^**HER**~
To: **ME**


oh...uhhh...I see what your saying lol!!

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From: **ME**
To: **HER**


Well....

My last x-gf was a Turkish model, and over there, they don't bathe regularly or use deodorant. She got me into the habit. So, ever since then, nobody wants to hang around me. Can't get anybody to answer my calls anymore. It kind of sucks.

**ME**

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To: **ME**



Nice to meet you too **ME**, I can't imagine you don't have any friends though...why?
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To: **HER**


Offend me? Not at all. :-)

I friend requested you because I have no friends and I was hoping we could be bff's. We can climb trees and drink kool aid together. ;-)

Nice to meet you, **HER**. My name's **ME**.

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ummm...I hope I didn't offend you~ It was a joke...why did you friend request me anyways if you don't mind me asking...

****She sent the below message in the morning and I didn’t reply to it, so she sent the above message in the evening****

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From: **HER**
To: **ME**

lol! My last x boyfriend lmao...I had too...

hi I'm **HER**

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From: **ME**
To: *HER**



Hey **HER**,

When was the last time you did something and afterward you were like, "I'll never do that again, yo"?

**ME**