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    List of Facebook status reports that are DHV

    Hey guys!

    Wouldn't it be cool if we assembled a big list of DHV status reports here, so we could always spice up our online game by just picking something up here. Most of us probably don't have a lot of mutual friends, so we can just all use them. Here are some opening suggestions:


    is pleased

    has had enough of girls/people who are only beautiful on the outside...

    is passionatly enjoying this fantastic moment

    XXXXX accomplished, bring on YYYYY



    Bring out your best!


    A pick-up artist will not be swayed by the autumn leaves.

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    "has had enough of girls/people who are only beautiful on the outside..."

    Thats a really good one. It gets girls to instantly qualify themselves to you.

    Some of my favorites are in my signature.

    "Im tired of being seen as a sexual object, Im a human being with emotions, damnit!"

    "Im cooler than cool... theres gotta be something thats cooler than being cool"
    Lead me not into Temptation... I can find that place my self!

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    This one proved helpful one night

    Status- ".. has a really big cock"

    Mood -"Horny"
    "You're just a dick in a button up" -HBArtsy

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    I don't use Facebook (thinking I should check it out, though), but these are my three favorites that I've used on Myspace:

    Now with 40% more awesome (by far my favorite)

    Bald new look, same great flava (right after I shaved my head)

    is a master of karate and friendship... for everyone! (current)
    Who is ninja? I am ninja.

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    "Is there seriously any girl out there that can keep up?"
    Lead me not into Temptation... I can find that place my self!

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    What I do is basically jockingly mock people, and it shows that you can handle social pressure. but people also think its funny. EXAMPLES

    OMFG look at me this status is so awesome and witty that everyone should know about it.

    or for mocking people with depressing statuses.

    insert emo comment here.
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    i like to put

    is out of town (ppl always msg me"

    is robbing a bank with his two friends

    i just like to put stupid stuff thats fun.
    “The chances you miss most in life are the chances you never take.”

    Excuses seperate the losers from the champions.

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    Personally, I think the best status message is blank.

    Leaving a status message itself is a DLV imo, shows you have nothing better to do with your time than get wrapped up in facebook.

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    It may be that leaving a status message is somewhat DLV, but I'm sure some messages are so good that they easily make up for that. Leaving no message is zero, nothing. You are equal to everyone else who doesn't update status.

    This may vary with social circles. In my circles, it's very natural and socially accepted to put up status updates (although of course if you do it all the time, you will come across as geeky).

    It must also be somehow good because it draws attention to you (?)

    More suggestions:

    How are YOU feeling?

    is one happy guy

    needs a female opinion on something: my friend Eddie just broke up with his girlfriend, how long do you think he has to wait before dating her friend? Please discuss...
    ; -)

    Also, I would be careful with the internet slang (like OMFG). That must be DLV...
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    Quote Originally Posted by icefyre View Post
    Personally, I think the best status message is blank.

    Leaving a status message itself is a DLV imo, shows you have nothing better to do with your time than get wrapped up in facebook.
    If you leave a funny status update, it has more value than a blank one.. I'm 100% sure on that.

    You can really brighten someones day with a bad ass status update.. whereas a blank one can only draw negative feelings..

    Think about something positive that someone can say when you leave a blank status...

    Because i cant think of one.

    but if you update a funny status..

    "Look, just because i have A.D.D. Doesnt mean that I .... Hey look a squirell .." Amused
    Lead me not into Temptation... I can find that place my self!

    Got Frame?-HumorUS

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