I love Chuck Norris facts! I have a random C.N. fact generator widget on my computer at work, and sometimes I'll just sit there reading one after another. Haha. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits. Classic.
My current status is another Hunter S. Thompson quote: "You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."
Another one I've used recently: "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
I'm kind of a Hunter junkie, though..