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  1. #51
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    I love Chuck Norris facts! I have a random C.N. fact generator widget on my computer at work, and sometimes I'll just sit there reading one after another. Haha. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits. Classic.

    My current status is another Hunter S. Thompson quote: "You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."

    Another one I've used recently: "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

    I'm kind of a Hunter junkie, though..


    Who is ninja? I am ninja.

  2. #52
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    In honor of my upcoming birthday, at midnight my status will be:

    - Celebrating 30 Years of Excellence.
    Who is ninja? I am ninja.

  3. here is my current status:

    ______ corporate accounts payable nina speaking. justamoment! corporate accounts payable nina speaking. justamoment! sounds like somebodys having a case of the MUNdays!

    amused

  4. #54

    Quote Originally Posted by HumorUS View Post
    "Im cooler than cool... theres gotta be something thats cooler than being cool"
    ICE COLD!

    haha

    I sometimes update status with song lyrics. some of my best responses have been to things like "Arthax hips don't lie"

    also gotten good responses for things like "is accepting applications to join his entourage" or "having adventures"

    I can tell you a few things that DLV like mad. Complaining about Finals/Work or making political statements. I hate reading things like "cant wait for the weekend." Honestly if your week is so miserable you have to update your facebook to complain about it... you are not a high value individual.

  5. #55

    _____ just donated blood and needs to check if he can still hold an erection

  6. #56
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    ______ got run over by a reindeer, but don't worry; Grandma is okay.
    Who is ninja? I am ninja.

  7. #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTess View Post
    _____ just donated blood and needs to check if he can still hold an erection
    HAHAHAHA!!! that is GREAT!

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Mation View Post
    ______ got run over by a reindeer, but don't worry; Grandma is okay.
    fucking golden!!!

  9. #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by ssggee View Post
    The best way of "DHV" as far as facebook goes is to not be sad enough to use it in the first place imo
    And what would make you think a social networking tool is a DLV?

    Some of the comments i have read on this forum about DHL'ing on the internet by spending to much time or by using it is bullshit.

    Some of the most popular people I know (guy and girls) are online quite alot.
    doesn't really mean shit. The internet is just a tool and imo it is about the evolution of human consciousness which to me is a DHV.

    The Blob: The Facebook Stargate (Amended)

    The internet is a new tool and it means one thing....possibilities.
    So why not evolve and use it ?

    Any way who really gives a shit what someone thinks of you if you use myspace/facebook or not?

  10. #60
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    What do you guys think about adding comments to girls status?

    or is that something that is more for their friends to comment on?

    example i used today...

    "... is sunburnt and recovering from sea sickness, the flu and heatstroke."

    my comment "hey why not just add mad cow disease on to that and you would have it all right there. lol"

    Of course it it works both ways..

    I used the "You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

    and got back "what are you on son?"

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