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    it should probably read a little more like this if your really trying to be creative.


    FACEBOOK, SlutBook, meet just to FuckBook,
    trying to be sneaky but then get caught OutBook,
    ShameBook, LameBook, using a fake NameBook,
    corny in the streets but on here you got GameBook,
    JokeBook, PokeBook, everybody’s QuoteBook,
    in pictures you got money but in person your BrokeBook,
    SexBook, FlexBook, flirting with your ExBook,
    someone leaves a comment then you get a urgent TextBook,
    FightBook, LifeBook, everybody’s RightBook,
    someone needs to come up with a get a fucking LifeBook.

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    http://mashable.com/2010/10/28/facebook-activity-study/ ..Hello Gents, Ive come across this scrap of info hope its useful for some of you guys on facebook, update your status just before peak periods to get the max out of DHVing via your status.



    ---- Every sixty seconds in africa, a minute passes

    ---- Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but heres my number, please have my baby.

    ---- Flirtationship. more than a friendship, less than a relationship.

    ---- says big cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

    ---- on a scale from "0" to ""your name"" how much of a sexual object are you.

    ---- Its always harder to just be friends with someone after you have slept together, this is probably something worth remembering.

    ---- Is tired of just being wanted for his amazing body and enormous package... women are so hurtful (money...dont be a bitch just use it)

    try to rework this to suit your calibration - APJ Xx

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    Got tons of comments with this one

    She was so close she almost had me, but the girls just couldn't make a sandwich! NEXT!

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    "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

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    So I was at the pharmacy the other day and I told the lady I wanted 50 condoms, two girls behind me started to giggle so I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, "make that 52"


    ~AlphaAFC

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    Why doesnt everyone put there best status updates they have ever had,like likes and comments keep this thread alive??

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    Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

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    How would you handle this?

    JD Status.jpg

    In case you can't see the image its a screenshot of my newsfeed. Someone liked my status and commented "Lol reposting that" and then reposted the same status exactly 7 minutes later without giving me any credit.

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    I like to post deep status's and quotes here and there, especially because i'm known to be the reader/philosopher. People accepted my interests, and I show them that way.

    "If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players?"

    "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity; and worship without sacrifice."

    "Perhaps the most important thing we can undertake toward the reduction of fear is to make it easier for people to accept themselves, to like themselves"

    "The Google homepage made me think i'd make a hit single, and become all rich and famous. Just realized now that it's not going to happen." -- This is when the music player was available

    "You are always going to have moments of depression in life. Learn not to make a big deal out of it, but how to cope with it." -- This is a quote I made up

    "People take a lot of things for granted, including a good friend"

    I know what some of you are probably thinking, this isn't DHV, but come on. It shows some character, not everything can be a joking DHV status, it'll come off as needy for attention - or in my opinion atleast. I'm open to any comments about these, enjoy!

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