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    How about something like this:

    "Chicks love me, dads hate me, boyfriends despise me"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Offda Boata View Post
    Well I think it is because anybody with half a brain would at the end of the story realize that it is made up to show a element of surprise and humor and they would laught just like they ACTUALLY did when I posted it. You guys are too scared to get out of that "comfort zone", everything doesnt have to be DHV to make people laugh, I really feel like I'm talking to real computer nerds, no offence right now, I'm just trying to help. I feel like some of you guys are affraid to be just "guys" at the end of the day, some of you care to fit into what you think women would like, I think they should fit into what you like at the end of the day. I play the game for them to come chase me and not the other way around.
    Couldn't be bothered to read the status at first. (So why would you think your facebook friends want to read that shit?) But then I saw this reply and I read it anyway. I can tell you it was a pain in the ass to read, secondly I didn't understand a shit of it and I had this strange feeling "holy shit did I just waste my time on this". I got three words for you:

    KEEP IT SIMPLE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nytrix View Post
    uh, i'll give it a shot...

    girl at club last night - you're cute, wanna buy me a drink?
    me - sorry that tattooed red head girl bought mine, but you can eat the ice cubes when I'm done

    or maybe...

    Girl at club last night - can you buy me a drink?
    Me - i'm in a good mood... what do ya like?
    Girl - tequila sunrise
    Me - haha fuck that, that's the reason I always carry my rape whistle now.

    but, replace the word "club" with the actual name of a club you go to.
    yeah sounds good, i wanted to try it cuz it actually happened haha, but yeah i like the first one, cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offda Boata View Post
    Well I think it is because anybody with half a brain would at the end of the story realize that it is made up to show a element of surprise and humor and they would laught just like they ACTUALLY did when I posted it. You guys are too scared to get out of that "comfort zone", everything doesnt have to be DHV to make people laugh, I really feel like I'm talking to real computer nerds, no offence right now, I'm just trying to help. I feel like some of you guys are affraid to be just "guys" at the end of the day, some of you care to fit into what you think women would like, I think they should fit into what you like at the end of the day. I play the game for them to come chase me and not the other way around.
    Why make up such a stupid and serious story? If you wanna make something a joke then come up with a less serious thing.. Not even the guys on this forum at this topic with a playful mind finds the story you described funny.. Learn how to take a critic instead of defending it mindlessly.

    But sure, go ahead and post it.. Get pussy out of it and Im your bitch.

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    I actually found it funny, but it is totally wrong for facebook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offda Boata View Post
    Well I think it is because anybody with half a brain would at the end of the story realize that it is made up to show a element of surprise and humor and they would laught just like they ACTUALLY did when I posted it. You guys are too scared to get out of that "comfort zone", everything doesnt have to be DHV to make people laugh, I really feel like I'm talking to real computer nerds, no offence right now, I'm just trying to help. I feel like some of you guys are affraid to be just "guys" at the end of the day, some of you care to fit into what you think women would like, I think they should fit into what you like at the end of the day. I play the game for them to come chase me and not the other way around.
    All my status' are pretty much playful and joking. People in general aren't going to find this funny unless they have a very dark sense of humor. In general women do not have a dark sense of humor. Without question the vast majority of people who read your story are going to think "wtf is wrong with this person" To get women to chase you, you need to be attractive to them. They aren't going to chase you simply because you are a little different. I'm one of the guys and I'm not always worried about DHVing. I think me and the other people in this thread are just telling you the majority of the population isn't going to think this is funny at all. Oh and just because there is a surprise at the end doesn't mean its good.

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    going skydiving in dubai next week and then rafting in india and paragliding in nepal.

    any way to let my friends know without appearing too braggy?
    You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

    - Tyler Durden

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    If I survive skydiving in Dubai, rafting in India and Paragliding in Nepal next week, I'm buying a lottery ticket; Wish me luck!

    There ya go Darth
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthWayne View Post
    going skydiving in dubai next week and then rafting in india and paragliding in nepal.

    any way to let my friends know without appearing too braggy?
    Whoever is going with you, get them to post the pictures and tag you in it. The best from of DHV on facebook is not statuses but pictures
    There's a support group for my ex's. They meet on wednesdays..

    I don't work out to look good, I work out to look good naked

    The quickest route to celibacy is through marriage

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