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    Quote Originally Posted by uk_pua View Post
    it's a leap year tomorrow where chicks are supposed to propose to guys. Struggling to think of a good post?
    The one day a year women are 'allowed' to propose and my phone is going bat-shit crazy? Sorry girls, all calls except for mum are being screened today.



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    Before l went in the mall I said 'like a good neighbor, state farm is there'. No hot chics showed up though. But it worked on TV!

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    Hey, ladies, if you look like a snake swallowed a rib cage you're too skinny. - Dane Cook
    add me to DHV swap http://www.facebook.com/kittyliquor

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    I posted:

    "Being a gentleman doesn't make you a pussy, it gets you pussy"
    HB6: That's gentlemanly of you
    Me: Not all gentleman are gentle men, some of us are a little rough around the edges.
    Buddy/AMOG: You're so gay.
    Me: If you don't stop trying to convince me that I'm gay, I'm going to tell your boyfriend about the flowers you sent me on Valentine's day. And stop sending me those sexting pictures, for the last time, I'm not interested.

    The post got a couple of likes and then the above comments. Did I handle the situation right with the amog? My buddy/amog always does stuff like this. I don't think he understands the psychology behind why he does it, it's just his personality. Hopefully that handled the situation and will discourage him in the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunslinger01 View Post
    Buddy/AMOG: You're so gay.
    Me: If you don't stop trying to convince me that I'm gay, I'm going to tell your boyfriend about the flowers you sent me on Valentine's day. And stop sending me those sexting pictures, for the last time, I'm not interested.
    Though I do have to somewhat agree with the AMOG, because that status sounded a little too AFC for my taste (Unless you have an official GF in which case this status is actually pretty DHV for what it conveys). You did handle it right. It was a little long though(Compared to the 3 words he wrote) which makes it seem like you're qualifying yourself but it doesn't matter you Hold on to your frame and that's good. Plus, it was funny.

    There's always gonna be AMOGs coming at you when they see you doing something right, so always be prepared.

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    I'm not official with anyone, so I can see (now) that this could be perceived as being AFC. Almost like, if someone had called me a pussy and I'm trying to justify it after the fact. I'll throw something else up. Appreciate the advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunslinger01 View Post
    I'm not official with anyone, so I can see (now) that this could be perceived as being AFC. Almost like, if someone had called me a pussy and I'm trying to justify it after the fact. I'll throw something else up. Appreciate the advice.
    You know, they say you are what you eat

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    "I'm done with the past, now it's time to work on my future".
    3 likes in 3 mins.

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    Saturday at like 3am I posted a Picture of me wearing the Yankees 2009 Championship ring! (I'm dominican originally so I personally know a couple of Major League Baseball players and hang out all the time with Edward Ramirez, ex-pitcher for the yankees) and I was at his house on friday at a party he threw and he showed me his ring and I took a picture wearing it and it has gotten 77 likes so far, I've never gotten more than 60 likes on a status before so I just hit my new record and a got a Ton of guys and hot chicks commenting... My Most DHV status to date.

    And yes I am totally Bragging... Get Mad, Mofos ...

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    Some girls would be so hot if they weren't so wholesome.

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