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Discuss List of Facebook status reports that are DHV at the Online Game and IMs within the The Attraction Forums. Dating Advice.; Thought I'd throw a few of the ones I came up with. Some are definitely ...
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    Thought I'd throw a few of the ones I came up with. Some are definitely DHV while others are slightly and more funny. All have a good amount of likes.

    "Just had sex in a janitors closet... and they say romance is dead!?"
    "I wanna sail the high seas, drink rum all day, and have a silly mustache.... Why can't being a pirate be a more common job!? :/" Thought this one was good because it shows you're fun.
    "Thinks almost only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and having sex with a twins sister."
    tips? feel free to use btw ;]



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    "Just had a beautiful girl open the door for me.... And people say Chivalry is dead!"

    I was gonna put that one on right now... But I feel like I need to add something to it, anybody wanna give it a try?
    "I am not limited like you. I am not subject to human conditions. I can measure and understand your human weaknesses, for I have studied them; but I have none of them in me. My flesh is not real, my clothes are not real... I am a spirit." - Mark Twain

    "HULK SMASH!"

    Always. Be. Closing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaKingpin23 View Post
    "Just had a beautiful girl open the door for me.... And people say Chivalry is dead!"

    I was gonna put that one on right now... But I feel like I need to add something to it, anybody wanna give it a try?
    I like it the way it is. Quite funny/witty.

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    Yeah, I put it on like about an Hour and a half ago and it Currently has 14 likes and a couple comments from chicks saying:

    "Lol, Only u would write somthing like that!"
    "-.-.."
    "xD Lol that's funny"
    (One of my Guy friends(he's a natural) posted a Chappelle quote): "Chivalry is dead and women killed it!"
    and he got 2 likes..
    And one chick who I fucked A LOOONG TIME AGO and didn't end so well, wrote something like:

    "You're not man enough to be a gentleman!" or some shit like that, So I just wrote "Cool story Bro..." and deleted her off my FB (which I should've done a long time ago to be honest)

    Also, one of the girls I'm messing(fucking) with wrote: "You always make my day! Muah!"

    I'll give an update in a couple of hours and see what happens..

    UPDATE: Currently at 33 likes... It's funny cuz it's such a simple status yet people love it..
    "I am not limited like you. I am not subject to human conditions. I can measure and understand your human weaknesses, for I have studied them; but I have none of them in me. My flesh is not real, my clothes are not real... I am a spirit." - Mark Twain

    "HULK SMASH!"

    Always. Be. Closing.

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    Hey Romeo, I used one of yours to build myself a status...



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    Personally, i believe that when i delete numbers / unfriend it decimates opportunity. Not only did you narrow future chances with this woman, you also denied yourself access to women in her social circle.

    Just some friendly advice, take it or leave it.

    Yeah, I put it on like about an Hour and a half ago and it Currently has 14 likes and a couple comments from chicks saying:

    "Lol, Only u would write somthing like that!"
    "-.-.."
    "xD Lol that's funny"
    (One of my Guy friends(he's a natural) posted a Chappelle quote): "Chivalry is dead and women killed it!"
    and he got 2 likes..
    And one chick who I fucked A LOOONG TIME AGO and didn't end so well, wrote something like:

    "You're not man enough to be a gentleman!" or some shit like that, So I just wrote "Cool story Bro..." and deleted her off my FB (which I should've done a long time ago to be honest)

    Also, one of the girls I'm messing(fucking) with wrote: "You always make my day! Muah!"

    I'll give an update in a couple of hours and see what happens..

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    Personally, i believe that when i delete numbers / unfriend it decimates opportunity. Not only did you narrow future chances with this woman, you also denied yourself access to women in her social circle .

    Just some friendly advice, take it or leave it.
    You got to be joking. That Bitch was crazy! She hated me because of something I did a loong time ago, and I don't blame her I was an asshole to her after I fucked her but some women are better to just let them go... But I see your point, it just doesn't work for this particular situation.
    "I am not limited like you. I am not subject to human conditions. I can measure and understand your human weaknesses, for I have studied them; but I have none of them in me. My flesh is not real, my clothes are not real... I am a spirit." - Mark Twain

    "HULK SMASH!"

    Always. Be. Closing.

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    it's a leap year tomorrow where chicks are supposed to propose to guys. Struggling to think of a good post?

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    "Being alone is better than being with the wrong person."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rxkishan View Post
    "Being alone is better than being with the wrong person."
    Though that's true and people might like it for it's "truthness"... It's too DLV I feel, I would maybe say something like:

    "Being alone is better than being with the wrong person.... But being in a Threesome it's better than all the aforementioned! "
    "I am not limited like you. I am not subject to human conditions. I can measure and understand your human weaknesses, for I have studied them; but I have none of them in me. My flesh is not real, my clothes are not real... I am a spirit." - Mark Twain

    "HULK SMASH!"

    Always. Be. Closing.

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