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  1. #1961

    A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.



  2. #1962

    This got a lot of likes....

    Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says "fix my car", or "fix my computer" I dont claim its sexist. I fix her shit cuz Im good at it. You're good at making sandwiches. Next time a girl asks me to fix her shit, im just going to get offended and go "fix your own shit". Lets see who gets hurt more, me without a sandwich or you without a car.

  3. I love these types of status's.. Always get tons of comments. Last one had like 30+ comments and near 20 likes. The arguments are always hilarious!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by JackNCokeGus View Post
    This got a lot of likes....

    Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says "fix my car", or "fix my computer" I dont claim its sexist. I fix her shit cuz Im good at it. You're good at making sandwiches. Next time a girl asks me to fix her shit, im just going to get offended and go "fix your own shit". Lets see who gets hurt more, me without a sandwich or you without a car.


  4. Quote Originally Posted by iiciva View Post
    I used this. So far 38 likes and 13 comments





  5. Used a variation of ^ and got over 45 likes + 10ish comments

  6. What if breathing oxygen makes your voice lower and helium brings it back to normal

  7. #1968

    A woman is like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love her, a diamond to marry her, a club to kill her, and a spade to bury her.

  8. #1969

    Quote Originally Posted by _suB View Post
    I've been following this thread for a few months now and i've picked up a few great things. Many thanks to those who have contributed thus far.

    A few pages back someone recommended sharing screenshots so our posts aren't picked up by Google, seemed like a good idea so this method is what i shall be employing.

    Not sure if this phenomenon is restricted to the confines of NYC but something about alcohol and music makes women dance barefoot.


    Likes: 22 (at least 10 from women that party frequently)
    Comments: 8 (4 HBs)
    its happening everywhere =/

  9. Quote Originally Posted by iiciva View Post
    Don't know of its DHV or not, but certainly a huge hit..

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