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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha Electro View Post
    Thanks man! They are good comebacks for sure. Isn't it funny how we sometimes can't see it ourselves until someone else tells us...
    Well I wasn't calling you a jackass. I was calling myself that because I am. I am a jackass and that's why people love me... and hate me.

    Seriously though, that Dave Chappelle video is gold. I just watched it 5 times, took a leak, then watched it 5 more times. Potty joke.

    Oh man, I responded way faster than you did. Is that low value?



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    Omg value!
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    Just posted this on Facebook.

    "Whoever I told last night that they were delicious, I'm not sorry I said it, I'm only sorry that I forgot who I said it to." - 5 likes HBs four 8+ and one 7ish one Comment from an HBMILF 9
    And commented it myself with "Unless of course you're not delicious, then I apologize for giving you misleading information." which has 1 like from an HB 8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Constancy View Post
    Just posted this on Facebook.

    "Whoever I told last night that they were delicious, I'm not sorry I said it, I'm only sorry that I forgot who I said it to." - 5 likes HBs four 8+ and one 7ish one Comment from an HBMILF 9
    And commented it myself with "Unless of course you're not delicious, then I apologize for giving you misleading information." which has 1 like from an HB 8
    I think thats a good 1 bro.
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    I used this one

    I like Valentines day; it's a day where girls buy me stuff for no reason, and all I have to do is get naked for 'em
    Then commented with

    TO ALL SINGLES OF VALENTINES DAY!!! do not stay home wishing you had someone to celebrate Valentines with. GO OUT, HAVE FUN, CELEBRATE!
    It just seamed less arrogant to do it this why, been getting great responses for it... Thanks guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha Electro View Post
    "Remember Ladies: blowjobs are like flowers for men, Happy Valentines Day..."


    "_____ is now accepting Valentine applications. Please submit all forms by 12:00AM EST"


    "I like Valentines day; it's a day where girls buy me stuff for no reason, and all I have to do is get naked for 'em."
    One like and two hahaha..Am I getting laughed at for that status update? lol wtf?

    Im gonig to try the other 2 throught the day

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    ^^ I wouldn't do multiple status updates throughout a single day.. Might come off as try hard and that you don't have shit to do besides update FB

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    Hey guys - I used this one earlier and have been getting comments/likes throughout the day from guys and girls. Granted it's rooted in the fact that it actually happened, but it's worth a shot. This was done from the FB app on my phone.

    whoever wrote happy v-day on my car... thanks. next time leave your number
    Been getting some other guys chiming in with "what if it was a dude?" but I've just been ignoring it and the positive comments keep coming anyways - some girls have even snapped at them calling them jealous.

    -Conan

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    ^That's a cool one.

    Here are some more for Vday (not necessarily the most DHV statuses, but nonetheless something to post if you can't think of anything - because it is always better to post something, than nothing at all):

    "Most are complaining about Valentines... I am feeling especially playful."


    "Next to the flower and chocolate industries, porn companies tend to do really good on days like this as well. Happy Valentines day."


    "I choose all of you."


    "Happy Hallmark invented Valentines day!"


    "Happy rejection day!"


    "No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day, because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds...... except... "


    "Valentine's Day is... wow - a horrible reminder that allows your significant other to show you that they love you by buying last minute gifts and useless junk that should have been sporadically given throughout your loving years..."


    "What is the true meaning of Valentines Day? Somewhere between the years 269 to 273 of Feb. 14th, a Christian Marty named "Valentinus" was brutally executed when he tried to convert an emperor - they beat him with clubs and stones... and when that didn't work, they beheaded him. Have fun on this marvelous and loving day!"
    "If you see a difference between where you are and where you want to be... consciously change your thoughts, words, and actions to match your grandest vision." - Anonymous

    "What would you do with your life if you had no chance of failure? Start doing it now." - Anonymous

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    Here's a REAL DHV idea for Valentines - throw a bumpin' house party that people would come out to and enjoy! So go, get everything ready, pimp your pad up, and put this in your status:

    "Singles Appreciation Day - celebration at my pad 8pm sharp. Be there in spirit and dress like you're single. Alcoholic beverages will be served all night, live DJ will be spinning the hottest dance music - cya all tonight!"
    "If you see a difference between where you are and where you want to be... consciously change your thoughts, words, and actions to match your grandest vision." - Anonymous

    "What would you do with your life if you had no chance of failure? Start doing it now." - Anonymous

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