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  1. #1381
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Gender:
    Location
    At your mom'house..
    Age
    31
    Posts
    549

    Quote Originally Posted by pi jung View Post
    “I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.”
    I'm so gonna use that one..



  2. #1382

    I just saw one of my lady friends posted : "like this and you'll be my new bff " with 8 likes.... I figured why not spoof this, and say "like this and you'll be my new (gf, fuck buddy, best lady friend, whatever you like)" That could set you up perfectly for making her qualify herself.. (TESTING IN PROGRESS)

    "Justin Bieber, the only thing anyone will ever say never to, is you reaching puberty." Maybe a lil dlv cuz of putting someone down... but I had 5 likes and a good handful of comments... as well as one girl trying some of that "you're just jealous" crap, and my other lady friends completely shut her down.. perfect.

  3. Quote Originally Posted by pi jung View Post
    “i wasn't kissing her, i was whispering in her mouth.”

    10likes 30 comments
    golddd!!!

  4. Not mine, but a fb friend of mine posted this and got a ton of responses.

    "I'm such a hopeless romantic, each time I go to the titty bar, I fall in love"

  5. I HAVE A HUGE BLACK CLOCK!!

    like this if u misread the first time

    15 likes and growing. if ya white

    I HAVE A HUGE WHITE CLOCK!!

    like this if u misread the first time

  6. #1386
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Gender:
    Location
    Conway, Arkansas, United States
    Posts
    4

    Try one of these if you have friends who watch Jersey Shore...

    "I need a grenade whistle" or
    "Where is a grenade whistle when you need one?"

  7. I remember the days when I didnt have to use Facebook to pick up chicks... Id just club there asses and drag them back to my cave. I miss the old days, this sucks.

  8. #1388

    LOST & FOUND: 1 ear ring in the back of my car. Has been there for months??... This is gonna be a fuckin trip!

    actually happened... nice dhv tho haha

  9. The Nazi boot trend that all women are wearing must come to an end. Ladies you are not about to invade Poland.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by fangsoflight View Post
    I HAVE A HUGE BLACK CLOCK!!

    like this if u misread the first time

    15 likes and growing. if ya white

    I HAVE A HUGE WHITE CLOCK!!

    like this if u misread the first time

    I'm white, but thought it would be even more entertaining to post it as BLACK CLOCK... Love it,

    5 likes 3 comments less than a minute with around 500 friends total.

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