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    Let's NEG all the girls on facebook at one time!

    There's 6,892,799,872 people in the world. You're not that special. Infact, 53% of the world is female, which means 47% are male... yet the men have to go out and "pickup" girls... Shouldn't it be the other way around?

    My point being, if your a girl, there is a 6% chance your fucked (if all 47% of men are 'taken') yet your waiting for us to approach you? As I said, you're not that special.

    2 likes, 4 comment within 5 minutes... (200 friends)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Cybix View Post
    Let's NEG all the girls on facebook at one time!




    2 likes, 4 comment within 5 minutes... (200 friends)
    there is actually more males then females so that could backfire on you

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    Let's not argue about facts, ok guys? If you are not sure what the actual statistics are, then do not discuss them here - leave it up to the census researchers to determine.

    Oh and check this - I noticed that girls sometimes run "DHV" lines on FB too (this was a late twenties Asian girl's status):
    "_______ did an excellent hand job today. Modeling my hands of course."

    Oh snap!
    "If you see a difference between where you are and where you want to be... consciously change your thoughts, words, and actions to match your grandest vision." - Anonymous

    "What would you do with your life if you had no chance of failure? Start doing it now." - Anonymous

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    Quote Originally Posted by humourous View Post
    there is actually more males then females so that could backfire on you
    Actually due to the shorter lifespan of males AND men being called to duty in wars (ww1, ww2, etc...) more men then women have died and it has been slightly tipped to 47/53. However, 10 likes, 8+ comments, mostly girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha Electro View Post
    ^ Good idea CEBD... it is kind of a button-pushing video... and I am sure it will generate some "activity" on anyone's FB.

    Now, here's a question for you all - have any of you been noticing a recent trend of many girls on FB posting in their status saying that they are playing this video game called "Black Ops" (full name: "Call of Duty: Black Ops")? It's a first person shooter (mind you, I am not a gamer myself and I rarely ever play video games of any sort at all, and most of the girls on my FB are not the typical "gamer" types either - most of mine are either university students and/or nightlife/scene girls), but I still see a post literally every day from various hot girls saying things like "playing black ops" or "black opppppps, shhh", and so on.

    Does anyone want to take on the challenge of tackling this trend down with an awesome status comeback?
    Well...I'm working on trying to word this correctly but I defiantly feel there is some potential in this little thing I read on a youtube video "damn,this shit is sicker than hitlers kill death ratio."
    maybe comment saying "Play all you want, still won't top hitler's kill death ratio" or twist it in the form of your very own status

    or...here is one I just used now

    "Yo! All you Call of Duty players, I'm gonna let you finish, but, Hitler had one of the best Kill death ratios of all time...all time!"

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    This sounds more like a joke you tell to your friends since the girls I know don't have a clue what Kill/Death ratio is and prefer to avoid anything that has to do with gaming. This definitely doesn't sound DHV at all nevertheless I'm curious for your results

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    Well I got 8 likes since I've posted it, 3 of them were HBs, and i got one comment from a guy saying
    "win"
    So...nothing too amazing but a lot of likes

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    i simply posted "Suggest music for me to listen to at the gym"

    ive gotten 20 responses in about 20 minutes, both guys and girls
    Del

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    I did this one a while back:

    "Sitting drinking tea with Mozart, and by Mozart I mean [friends name] and by tea I mean [any random drink]."

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