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    Hey guys, avid user of humourous facebook status-updates here, however I am new when it comes to gaming. I would like your feedback on a status of mine, also, feel free to use it:

    Petter thinks every dress should have a clearly visible zipper both in front and on the back for.... practical reasons.

    This is adapted from norwegian, so it might have some flaws and room for improvement, and I'd like to hear them if you have any, thanks.



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    "Lone Wolfin' it tonight... Talking to random people at the bar when Alpha Male Dickhead of the group arrives on scene. "Who the fuck is this?" he asks... Ten minutes later he's trying to high five me while his girlfriend slips her number into my back pocket. That's who the fuck I am."

    (send this from your phone late night on a weekend. Tailor it to be congruent with your personality, and have a cool story ready for when people ask you about it later)
    Leo D

    "So I flew into the club in my big fuzzy hat and started throwing negs at every girl in there until the air was thick with the smell of snatch."

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    Testing

    Awhhh baby! You're not a heart breaker... You're just a slut.


    Will let you know how it goes


    EDIT: 1 like in 30 seconds, not bad?

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    I've noticed alot of status's people have been posting have gone from DHV to just stupid and cocky... seriously guys, alot of it is just like 'show hard'

    "im trying to be badass by posting a DHV status but its not DHV at all"

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    dude your status just made a huge mistake, you put slut into it. As a pua we encourage that behavior and say just sexually active or tell them its not fair theirs a double standard..... your status is a DLV bra.
    I tried this How are you gonna blame a Hoe for being a Hoe, and i still am not sure about it just cuase i use the word hoe

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    haha well I got 14 likes, all from girls. A few girls opened as well and started talking to me about it. So hardly DLV

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    A good one for when ur favorite sports team loses...

    "for every 5 ppl that like this status, I will kick one (insert teams that competed here) ref in the nuts."

    this one may be dlv, i don't care.. it's worked tonight..

    "JPasc52 attracts the wrong kinds of girls like flies."

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    My new status of the day;

    What the hell is wrong with people these days. "I'd catch a grenade for you", look if someone is going to throw a grenade at you, you're obvoiusly in a dodgy area or a war zone? In which case, you're on your own bitch, I don't care if your Jessica Alba, if someone is going to lob a grenade at you, you probably deserve it, grenades aren't cheap.

    4 likes, 1 comment within 4 minutes.

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    My new status;

    The shit they play on radio's these days is the worst. OMG, SHE BROKE UP WITH ME *SONG*, OMG SHES SO BEAUTIFUL *SONG*, OMG SHE BROKE MY HEART *SONG*, OMG SHE TOOK THE DOG *SONG*. I miss the good old days when Devo were Whippin It, Aaron Carter threw a house party, The coolest place to be was the YMCA and people were to sexy for their shirts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thoma View Post
    Can I ask why? I understand it might look like I'm never happy (DLV) but I thought it showed I was funny (DHV) in kind of an ironic sort of way? I'm sincerely interested in your answer as I'm here to learn.
    In response to this status of yours and on as to why I think it is a major DLV: "New year's resolution is to be more positive this year. I don't think I'll be able to do it :P"

    Us being straight-forward and direct/linear reasoning beings (rationalizing using direct interpretations of whats presented in front of us - we literally interpret things at face value) - I am convinced that the first reaction anybody would get after reading the line "New year's resolution is to be more positive this year" would be a negative one, and the first thing they are going to think is "he must be negative since he is saying this". The second part that will plant a negative connotation in their brains and leave a negative impression of you is where you said "I don't think I'll be able to do it". Now, I, and we all know... that this is just plain sarcasm on your behalf - but most people do not think outside the box like we do, and most people would most likely stick to the first interpretation that comes to their minds upon reading that, and that interpretation would be "since he does not think he will be able to do it, that just means that he is not confident in himself, and is probably a weak person".

    Overall - this line is ridden with accidental direct interpretations of DLV, and is generally not a high quality status to use at all. There are many great status suggestions posted on here already, and you should just stick to the ones that have already been field tested for us all (I am also in the process of field testing some lines myself and will be posting some reports soon).

    Remember - Facebook is a great tool if used strategically and intelligently, and can serve as a strong source of passive attraction (yes, it works). But if used wrongly, it may permanently damage your reputation and may paint the wrong impression of yourself due to silly mistakes and weak status updates.
    Last edited by Alpha Electro; 01-10-2011 at 11:40 AM. Reason: Elaborated
    "If you see a difference between where you are and where you want to be... consciously change your thoughts, words, and actions to match your grandest vision." - Anonymous

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