Originally Posted by JMVala
you told me you were 18!!
Originally Posted by 4nerub
I've been nicking a few so tis my turn to give some lovig back!
Never eating chilli's again....my bum's on fire
Pesto on toast anyone?
Has enough Nachos to feed the entire Mexican army
like this status and I'll bitch slap you back to Bangkok!
Arrrrrrrr its a pirate's life for me
I'm taking my dad's advice for once and planting a Money Tree in the back garden. God knows I could do with the extra income.
Dun-duh-duh-duh! Pupeeeeee Power!
If there is anyone out there who hasn't peed in a pool at least once in thier life...........GET OUT right now.
King of Pineapple Juice.
I'd fuck me
so apparently its unacceptable to answer the door in boxers to hand out candy to kids these day, thanks a lot obama
I haven't posted this yet (will tommorow)
I love my genitillia, if you love your genitilla you better LIKE this!
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.
6 likes 10 replies.
I have a smart ass reply for everything. Go ahead, try me.
No one ever wants to hang anymore :(. Maybe I should start showering.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jacks my dick.
I was told I dont have any standards? Yes I do, tit, vag and cooking abilites.
The cowboys really need to get their head in the game before the superbowl.
I just posted this a little while ago,
"OMG! I'm Naked!"
I've had several comments.
Some quotes from my favourite book Wheel of Time. They are from the char of Mat
"First Rule: Never kiss with a girl whose brothers have knife scars."
"One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women mean trouble in the house. Three pretty women mean run for the hills."
"Taking responsibility takes all the joy out of life, and drains a man to dust."
"Always leave a way out, unless you really want to find out how hard a man can fight when he’s nothing to lose."
"No wine for me. Strange enough things happen when my head is clear. I want to know the difference."
"What's life like if you don't take a chance now and then?"
"Luck is a horse to ride like any other."
"Bad habits always pay off in the long run."
"I'm no lord. I've more respect for myself than that."
"I may be a fool, but I intend to be a live fool."
"He knew what it took to get into the histories. A man could get killed doing that sort of thing."
Some of the quotes as a little bit of arogant humor, some are more serious, but they all got me HB responses :) Maybe because my real life humor is familiar and girls love it :)