This is a convo I had yesterday with an HB10 I'm working on. We haven't met before but I did hook-up with one of her friends before (They aren't close or anything.) I thought this convo went pretty well but I can't really notice any mistakes until I have a 3rd party(You guys) critique.
FB Convo With HB10
Convo backstory: A couple of months ago I would be posting smirky fun comments on her statuses. In one we got in a conversation when she started asking about my wolf and if I can get her a tiger.
So then I pulled the whole "Let's go get maried at Vegas" bit on her and she has been my (fake) fiancé ever since. We just resumed talking online after a while when she commented one of my statuses instead of the usual "like".
So I uploaded this picture:
And told her that this would be me and her one day. And now you're caught up.
HB10- lmfaoo , where's the tiger?
Me- He'll be waiting at our wedding dinner at McDonalds.
HB10- McDonalds? You've outdone yourself!
Me- I'm glad you think so! It was a god awful process convincing the manager to let the strippers perform in his fast-food establishment. But it would all be worth it when we get our happily ever after(4 months tops).
HB10- I was thinking 2.
Me- As long as you keep the kids.
HB10- You mean the adopted african child? Sure thing. He can help me out with the international drug empire you're gonna help me set up in those two months.
Me- I can already tell that we won't work out if you think you're going to be the one running MY drug empire. Now start getting ready for our wedding and make me a sandwich. ♥ (The heart was for I don't come off as a sexist or anything.)
HB10 No ♥ (the heart was so that I don't sound like a bitch)
HB10- Yeah , we wouldn't last a week. MY empire. I don't need your help anymore. And if you want to create a rivaling empire I'll just have Big Man Rich take you out. K? ♥
Me- That's enough, IT'S GOING DOWN NOW. You're going to be shaking in fear when I walk in the room with the Top Gun theme playing at full blast and in a black leather jacket. I will kick your ass into next week. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
(^^^I like to start an online fun fight so it will give us a reason to meet up)
HB10-Now you've given me a reason to get you locked up and continue to build up my global drug trade ♥ ♥ ♥ don't drop the soap honey ♥ ♥ ♥
Me- 1) The police will notice that I left a whole lot of heart shaped stickers all over you're beaten body. They'll come to the conclusion that "it's all good." ♥
2) You leave me no choice, I've dealt with your kind before. So here's what's gonna go down: I will meet you, we'll have a fun date, I seduce you, you fall in love, we get married, and I run a drug empire while you make me sandwhiches the way God intended. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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HB10- ...I'm not gonna marry you. ♥
Me- You're the devil. ♥
After that I messaged her with :
Me- I don't usually give girls that say they aren't gonna marry be and do so anyways my real number but I figured you're not that much of a dork so congratulations. (***) ***-****
HB10- I'm honored
Here's mine: 666
Me- The last girl I dated with that number tried cutting of my head in some weird circle made of blood. Please refrain from doing that.
HB10- I'm more creative.
Me- I hope so. You wouldn't want me judging your lack of imagination whilst I drive a wooden cross through your chest. :/
HB10- I'm a devil's child , not a vampire.
Me- That just makes you a vampire that doesn't sparkle. (y)
HB10- Lmao good
Uhmmm maybe I text you. Maybe.
Me- I'll try my best to reply.
After that I told her that I'm going out with some friends and logged out. I think I did pretty good considering that I had to buds message me asking me "How the hell did you pull her?" They explained to me that she never has long convos with people she doesn't know online (Even with mutual friends) and it's impossible to get her number that way.
So yeah comment on.