I've been trying to get the 'perfect' girlfriend. But i realize my game is too poor to get a good looking smart girl who I could be fully into. So Ive decided rather than staying a virgin, and missing out totally on life experience, I'll go for second-best... overweight or not so good looking HBs. But I don't want everyone to know about her. Kind of shallow, but if you know you're not in it for the long-term, no point letting others see your temporary girl.
Good excuses not to put your relationship status?
What are some good excuses I could use to tell her why I'm not keen on putting our relationship status on facebook?