FACEBOOK UPDATE STATUS! The updates the girls will for sure reply too!

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    FACEBOOK UPDATE STATUS! The updates the girls will for sure reply too!

    Ok I noticed my cousin posting these updates about women and wow do they love to reply. I have recently started adding local random hotties and its definitely working as they either make a comment or "like" a good way for a nice ice breaker.


    Post your witty girl attracting updates. Heres some examples.
    If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countires not talking to each other.


    Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you're doing it for attention and we all know that you'll be back.


    "Who says I can't take time
    Meet all the girls in the county line
    Wait on fate to send a sign
    Who says I can't take time"



    When a guy says 2 a girl "No strings attached", what he is really saying is "I'm emotionally retarded, but your vagina sounds neat!"


    Facebook: A place where all of your past mistakes will eventually try to befriend you.


    Would rather be snorting cocaine off a hookers ass in Vegas.


    Can do a three-legged race all by himself.



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    Have you seen the top of this forum? theres a facebook list of Dhv updates with 100 or so pages! Good post though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian409 View Post
    Have you seen the top of this forum? theres a facebook list of Dhv updates with 100 or so pages! Good post though!
    +1, theres tons of pages on updates. nice thinking though.

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