I found Harlequin's Neg the person above you thread to be entertaining and educational. So let's practice reframing in the same type of game. Do your worst. And remember to add something to the end of your reply for the next person to reframe! I'll include an example below if you're unclear about reframing.
Reframe the person above you.
Shit test - Buy me a drink!
Reframe - I'll buy you the FINEST bottle of spring water this bar has to offer. Because THAT'S how I roll.
Reframe the following:
Dude, are you trying to pick up my girlfriend?