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    okay.. I'm back.. Humorus Is back.. for real this time..

    uggghhh and I'm sooo fucking rusty at sarging.. lets see how this goes.. day one of me back on the hunt is TONIGHT!! :-)


    after 2 1/2 years of dating my girlfriend, i broke up with her on impulse, and regretted it.. it took 4 months to realize what i had done was stupid and i cried like a bitch.. I talked to God last night. A vivid Epiphany came to me and I realized the way I treated my ex Gf was completely wrong and I begged God to guide me and tell me what to do.. the image of me grovelling on my knees and begging for forgiveness played over and over in my head. God made me see the error of my ways and told me exactly how to fix it.. I got in my car and drove from San Antonio to the valley this morning.. I bought the biggest set of flowers I could find and hand wrote a 3 page letter to my girlfriend telling her that I was wrong and I'm a changed man.. I waited at her doorstep and when she got home I got down on my knees and begged her to forgive me.. she lovingly took my face, tenderly looked into my eyes, and told me she's seeing somebody else.... Lmfao... God. You have a cruel sense of humor.. but I can appreciate that.. touchee Almighty, touchee. .


    so with that in mind.. Im back..



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    Welcome back. Look forward to your future posts. You are the funniest Mexican I know of.

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    ...from outta f*ckin nowhere!

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    Welcome back - we missed you :P

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    Welcome back!! I cant wait to see some new hilarious fieldreports!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HumorUS View Post
    uggghhh and I'm sooo fucking rusty at sarging.. lets see how this goes.. day one of me back on the hunt is TONIGHT!! :-)


    after 2 1/2 years of dating my girlfriend, i broke up with her on impulse, and regretted it.. it took 4 months to realize what i had done was stupid and i cried like a bitch.. I talked to God last night. A vivid Epiphany came to me and I realized the way I treated my ex Gf was completely wrong and I begged God to guide me and tell me what to do.. the image of me grovelling on my knees and begging for forgiveness played over and over in my head. God made me see the error of my ways and told me exactly how to fix it.. I got in my car and drove from San Antonio to the valley this morning.. I bought the biggest set of flowers I could find and hand wrote a 3 page letter to my girlfriend telling her that I was wrong and I'm a changed man.. I waited at her doorstep and when she got home I got down on my knees and begged her to forgive me.. she lovingly took my face, tenderly looked into my eyes, and told me she's seeing somebody else.... Lmfao... God. You have a cruel sense of humor.. but I can appreciate that.. touchee Almighty, touchee. .


    so with that in mind.. Im back..
    Welcome back buddy!
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    The good thing is that you can laugh at the situation.

    What did you do with the flowers?

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    Lol Humorous, is THIS a joke?

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    Welcome back!!

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