Like Tree73Likes

Shit that's fucked up.

Discuss Shit that's fucked up. at the Off-Topic within the The Attraction Forums. Dating Advice.; Originally Posted by Triple S True, but I feel it's worst when you're going into ...

FirstFirst ... 7131415161718192021 ... LastLast
Results 161 to 170 of 228
  1. #161
    TheRogue's Avatar
    TheRogue is offline Moderator of The Attraction Forums
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Gender:
    Location
    Silicon Valley
    Age
    28
    Posts
    3,103
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 42 Times in 37 Posts
    Mentioned
    38 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by Triple S View Post
    True, but I feel it's worst when you're going into a bathroom, open up a stall and bam...big turd just sitting there. I mean it's not that hard to flush a fucking toilet is it?
    When you're trying to flush the toilet but the turd just won't disappear!

    Rogue



  2. #162
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Gender:
    Location
    At your mom'house..
    Age
    29
    Posts
    551
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    When you're showering with a girl and you see her take a loofa out her ass and then rub it all over her face....

    WOMAN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!
    "I am not limited like you. I am not subject to human conditions. I can measure and understand your human weaknesses, for I have studied them; but I have none of them in me. My flesh is not real, my clothes are not real... I am a spirit." - Mark Twain

    "HULK SMASH!"

    Always. Be. Closing.

  3. #163
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Gender:
    Location
    Canada
    Age
    32
    Posts
    1,175
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by TheRogue View Post
    When you're trying to flush the toilet but the turd just won't disappear!

    Rogue
    True story, that happened to me in a hotel room...
    Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you
    wont go down 'cause my dick can float!

  4. #164
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Gender:
    Location
    At your mom'house..
    Age
    29
    Posts
    551
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    When you were a kid and your mom would wake you up to go to school and you "Got up, Showered, ate breakfast and started walking to school" then as you're walking you hear your mom's voice saying: "GET UP!!!!" And you snap out of it and realize you were just dreaming all along and now you gotta go do it all over again but this time for real....
    FUUUUUU -_____-
    "I am not limited like you. I am not subject to human conditions. I can measure and understand your human weaknesses, for I have studied them; but I have none of them in me. My flesh is not real, my clothes are not real... I am a spirit." - Mark Twain

    "HULK SMASH!"

    Always. Be. Closing.

  5. #165
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Gender:
    Age
    32
    Posts
    2,784
    Thanks
    19
    Thanked 75 Times in 73 Posts
    Mentioned
    11 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Getting to the last round of "Mike Tyson's Punch Out!" on NES and finding out that my copy was printed after Tyson's contract with Nintendo ran out, so the final opponent is "Mr. Dream", not Mike Tyson. LAME!
    Last edited by boston_019; 03-21-2012 at 03:23 PM.
    http://www.theattractionforums.com/sex/141465-why-you-need-quit-porn-now.html

    Women have two types of toys: teddy bears and vibrators. Teddy bears are for when they are emotional and want to watch romcoms, and vibrators for when they want to get off. What toy are you?

  6. #166
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Gender:
    Age
    32
    Posts
    2,784
    Thanks
    19
    Thanked 75 Times in 73 Posts
    Mentioned
    11 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by acoley77 View Post
    You introduce your name and just get a hello in return
    Introducing yourself with your name shows her you're interested, which results in automatic rejection. Never give your name (or ask for hers) until she brings it up.
    http://www.theattractionforums.com/sex/141465-why-you-need-quit-porn-now.html

    Women have two types of toys: teddy bears and vibrators. Teddy bears are for when they are emotional and want to watch romcoms, and vibrators for when they want to get off. What toy are you?

  7. #167
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Gender:
    Location
    At your mom'house..
    Age
    29
    Posts
    551
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by boston_019 View Post
    Introducing yourself with your name shows her you're interested, which results in automatic rejection. Never give your name (or ask for hers) until she brings it up.
    Boston, I disagree. I see Naturals opening chicks with: "Hi, I'm (Name)... Who are YOU!?" ALL THE TIME. I've use it also from time to time and it opens really well. It's all about your tonality and Body language, they have to show total expressiveness and value and not neediness. The problem is most people are rapport seeking idiots so, from them it doesn't come off right..


    Shit That's Fucked Up:

    White dudes singing Tupac songs at the top of their lungs..... Without taking the "N word" out o.0.... You're just asking to get your ass kicked, bro.
    "I am not limited like you. I am not subject to human conditions. I can measure and understand your human weaknesses, for I have studied them; but I have none of them in me. My flesh is not real, my clothes are not real... I am a spirit." - Mark Twain

    "HULK SMASH!"

    Always. Be. Closing.

  8. #168
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Gender:
    Age
    32
    Posts
    2,784
    Thanks
    19
    Thanked 75 Times in 73 Posts
    Mentioned
    11 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by DaKingpin23 View Post
    White dudes singing Tupac songs at the top of their lungs..... Without taking the "N word" out o.0.... You're just asking to get your ass kicked, bro.
    Yeah, I always thought self-censorship was a requirement when in earshot of anyone who might be offended. My school was 70% black so, needless to say, that word was often heard but never entered into my vocabulary, lol

    Regarding the names, I know what you mean, I've seen tons of videos where the names are exchanged, but what I found is that by neither offering my name nor asking for hers, it builds a bit of tension and forces her to ask, when then qualifies as an IOI. I do this using the same principle that I use in Gay Bar Game where I don't explicitly tell a chick I'm straight until she says "It's too bad you're gay." I build tension and force her to show her hand by breaking the tension.

    Now that I think about it, it's my way of shit testing.
    http://www.theattractionforums.com/sex/141465-why-you-need-quit-porn-now.html

    Women have two types of toys: teddy bears and vibrators. Teddy bears are for when they are emotional and want to watch romcoms, and vibrators for when they want to get off. What toy are you?

  9. #169
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Gender:
    Age
    32
    Posts
    2,784
    Thanks
    19
    Thanked 75 Times in 73 Posts
    Mentioned
    11 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Shit that's fucked up:

    Hot chicks that are chubby chasers.
    http://www.theattractionforums.com/sex/141465-why-you-need-quit-porn-now.html

    Women have two types of toys: teddy bears and vibrators. Teddy bears are for when they are emotional and want to watch romcoms, and vibrators for when they want to get off. What toy are you?

  10. #170
    DeadEyeDick's Avatar
    DeadEyeDick is offline Administrator Emeritus
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Gender:
    Location
    The Back of Beyond
    Posts
    5,880
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 15 Times in 14 Posts
    Mentioned
    11 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by boston_019 View Post
    Shit that's fucked up:

    Hot chicks that are chubby chasers.
    That's fucked up AND perverse.
    When I am writing in red, it's as an Attraction Forums Admin. When I write in normal text, it's just me.

    "I remember the first time I had sex; I still have the receipt!" -- Groucho Marx

    Please use the search function.

    A Philosophy of Abundance | Learn Seduction | Online Sarging | Negs Explained

Similar Threads

  1. Lay Report: The Shit Testing Shit Talker
    By Willy Wonka in forum Field Reports
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 05-03-2011, 11:56 AM
  2. fucked a... 3 or something just now, need help
    By amld in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 05-26-2010, 03:43 PM
  3. Attraction, Qualification, Comfort, Seduc...shit shit shit!
    By ApeX88 in forum Newbie Discussion Forum
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 09-05-2008, 12:30 AM
  4. Totally fucked-up situation. Some bizarre shit
    By Gunslinger44 in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: 11-06-2007, 06:15 AM
  5. Shit test or am i fucked
    By khenak in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 27
    Last Post: 06-29-2007, 05:19 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  • Forum Rules

Recommended


Daytime Dating



Magic Bullets



Beyond Words



Love Systems Routines Manual



The Ultimate Guide to Text and Phone Game



Interview Series



Love Systems Relationship Management



Love Systems Program Schedule





Facebook  Twitter