I like when the chick acts out her entire day at work, including mimicking the voices of her coworkers.
Almost worse is when they describe a dream they had in fine detail.
I've had many filibustering GFs. Chicks can't stay in the moment.
Her: "Blah blah blah blah, and Jeanie said blah blah blah and"
(raise your palm up to her and make the 'stop' gesture)
You: "Really? We have to go through this again? I really look forward to seeing you. I can't listen to any more of this. It's not fair to me. I appreciate you feeling safe enough to discuss your troubles with me, but this is becoming like Groundhog Day. I'm not a shrink, I'm your BF. Let's have some positive experiences together."
Her: "But blah, blah, blah"
Don't be surprised if she starts crying. It's their underhanded way of getting you to capitulate.
“On the Road of Life, There's Always Another Bus”