Avast ye pick up pirates

Ahoy there
I be Cooper The Red, Pastafarian Pickup Pirate. I been sailing the seas, searching fer bountiful booty and washed up on the shores of this here forum. I be interested to see what treasures lie in the words hidden here in, so I start digging.

I first learned of the venusian arts a year ago. David DeAngelo was me cap'n, and I've learned many valuable secrets from his programs. Never satisfied, I continued me quest to be a PUA and joined area51lifestyle and read MB and many other books.

Thanks be to all ye gurus that have shared yer knowledge with the lovable losers and needy nerds. David DeAngelo, Mystery, Dan Savage, Mike Long and Style ye all have me eternal gratitude, I would not be the man I am today without yer help.