'Ow do? from the two of me

well I have two sides on me one is a scarred up Ex soldier who is trying to find a partner my biggest problem is 'Majyk' an alter ego within my head
weird I know he popped up after my accident in Afghanistan

I am a very serious person with a funny twist I can flip to be a wise cracking
5 year old I just have the urges to ask stupid questions and tell cracking jokes
magic tricks and just be fun to be around

trick is he isn't around sometimes when I 'Need' him and when I don't he often turns up

so for a while I thought how can I turn this into a winning combo I've been working on it so its time to call in the reinforcements