Keeys from Seattle!

New to the forums, basically my story is I was once a "natural" but had my game destroyed by a series of bad relationships and have some one-itis left over from all that. Hope i'm using that right. Not so good with the lingo yet... but how I heard about all this was I broke my jaw and had a lot of spare time and stumbled across a book called " The Game" and thought it was hilarious and awesome and now I want to be the greatest pickup artist in the world. How do we rank that BTW? USA Today?