FC extraordinaire in St Louis

Not sure what I'm supposed to write, but I've been lurking on here for a while, so I thought I'd introduce myself. I'm Jay, I live in St Louis, and I am the most frustrated chump you will ever meet. If Magic Bullets is pick up systems 101, then I belong in a SPED class, with a helmet and mittens.

I'm 27, and all I can say is I once kissed a girl- when I was 23. I've never approached a woman in my entire life. What makes it really sad is, I'm professionally successful, I have a decent social set, and I'm told I'm not unfortunate looking. I'm just terrified of women.

Anyway, say a prayer, hold a good thought, send me some karma, whatever you feel like. I need all the help I can get.