It's gonna be hard to come across charming AND funny, especially as your still in early stages...
I would suggest
opening with you using your name, but stating that it's her phone, I think that's quite possibly the most important thing...
"Hello there, my name's <yourname>, <hername> is pretty busy at the moment..."
Then it depends on what direction you want to take it...
- resisting my charm
- writing me a love letter
- trying to find a way to ask me out
- she's brushing her teeth as I had to decline her last attempt at coming onto be due to bad breath...
- carving "AB 4 XY into every tree in a mile radius.... it's kinda cute"
- under pressure to plan the wedding... this is why you use protection people...!
The options are pretty much endless...
A little funny, a little cheeky, but I'd keep it simple...
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