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    an added bonus, when singing you've got the whole world in your hands, make an imaginary circle around your penis, lol i recon that will get big laughs, unless there stuck up and if that's the case why would u want to know them? but like i said i'll feild test it more tonight


    The rule of three: When ever a guy tells you he has slept with a certain number of girls, Divide that number by 3 and you’ll have the real number. When ever a girl tells you a certain number or guys/girls she’s slept with times that by 3 and you’ll have the real number = American Pie

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    I have used that joke a few times in the last few weeks. It usually gets a really good response.

    However I tried it a couple of days ago on this one girl. During the telling of the joke she bursts out: "Most girls masturbate in bed!" And goes on to tell me about her daily routine.

    Never got to finish the joke but I got an interesting story out of it.

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    I thought this was a funny joke so I told it to my flatmate.

    "Did you know 93% of women masturbate in the shower, and the other seven percent sing. Do you know what they sing?"

    Her response? "I don't want, anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself!" (You know, the Divinyls song). It was rather hilarious. She now makes a point of singing it REALLY LOUDLY when she's in the shower.

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    Masturbate in the shower Routine...

    I used it last weekend, while splitting a two set, I didn't even get the rest of the opener out after saying "I read in Cosmo that 93% of women masturbate in the shower", and the girl on my left (the target) belted out "I do". I looked to the girl on the right and asked if her friend is always like this, she's aggressive. After some laughter, they asked my what my name was, so I responded with "What's your name?", they told me and eventually I caved and told them mine. The target later told me she likes a guy who is confident and different from all the other guys.

    This was a success....

    Good luck, great stuff here.
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    El Guacco

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    lol, i particularly likes the physical law of universe one. Get over it men! Thats an order! Use it Because it was used on the pickup artist, i learnd a Great neg from kosmo - 'you know you blink alot' - lush. its my fave now.

    Use masturbates in shower, it works. Search for all pua knowledge for a good resourse, u gotta dl a thing called keynote, but its pims and well worth it.
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    i'd be careful with this one since it was used in the show.

    i try to think of unique stuff based off of the examples jokes or negs. create a variation of your own.


    "do you know 90% of all men (or women i guess) masturbate, the other 10% don't have arms" har har har.


    VEE

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