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    she grabbed my dick

    so i was at some bar with my cousin, i decided to take a piss so as i walk, i pass a guy (about 30 yrs) and that girl to whom he was talking (about 25)
    then the guy goes like (to the girl) "grab his dick", like pointing at me
    so she grabbed my dick, and iw as like yo wtf lol so anyway i had nothing in mind to tell her (never thought that would ever hapen haha) so i told her
    hey wow, you cant grab my dick like that! first you gotta be hot (she was actually!, about 8.5), and you aint hot enough for me!
    (she didnt respond back to that and well whatever so i thought of leaving her) then my cousin was liek yo go hit her man do somehting, so i just told her "well... since you kinda grabed my dick, can i grab your tits" (i should have said, i must, but whatever. then she said no and i just cocntinued walking (ahha hsouldnt have said that but w/e, was drunk.. or at least switch that to " i must grrab ur tits"

    so yeh anyway.. how should we guys respond to a chick who grabs your dick, even if someone tells her to
    Last edited by Davoucci; 08-03-2007 at 07:15 PM.



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    Hahaha at asking to grab her tits...even if you said must that was a stupid thing to say.

    I don't think its a good idea to directly neg a girl by saying she isn't hot. If you want to disqualify her based on her looks then go about it in a more indirect way.

    In your situation you should have just done the popularized "Hey, hands off the equipment! This shit is important!" etc...

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    One time a girl grabbed my ass and i said "stop hitting on me" really loud; she laughed. The next time she did it i grabbed her ass back; even better reaction (social circle btw). If it happened again i would prob do both and maybe grab her boobs or rub her vagina or ass.

    So i would do the mixed signal thing. Escalate the situation but doing atleast the same thing she did to you but worse and at the same time play it off like shes hitting on you.
    Last edited by Domeremy; 08-03-2007 at 10:56 PM.

  4. wow you could've just grabbed her tits, didn't have to ask dude... she violated you physically, so at least cop a feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shunker View Post
    she violated you physically, so at least cop a feel.
    At a mimimum. If she really was ugly, I'd have her tossed out/arrested or at least made a scene about me being out of her league and wtf did she think would happen by sexually assaulting a complete stranger. Too many fuglies do this shit because they can't get a man, but if a guy randomly walked up and did it to women you'd be hearing about it on the 11 o'clock news.

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    Freeze every moment, look at your dick and say: "Why does everyone do that?" to yourself/your dick very astonished/playfully annoyed.

    You could also call the guy on it but try not to respond with a reply that is too well-thought... It makes you look tryhard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vl4d View Post
    One time a girl grabbed my ass and i said "stop hitting on me" really loud; she laughed. The next time she did it i grabbed her ass back; even better reaction (social circle btw). If it happened again i would prob do both and maybe grab her boobs or rub her vagina or ass.

    So i would do the mixed signal thing. Escalate the situation but doing atleast the same thing she did to you but worse and at the same time play it off like shes hitting on you.


    Good one, Vl4d.


    *gets dick grabbed* "STOP HITTING ON ME"! lol





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    I would've paid (with a drink) to get some crazy bitch in the place to grab him.

    I would've asked her if she does everything he tells her... "so if he told you to jump off the roof of the building screaming "party like a rock star" on the way down you'd do that too".

    Stick your hand in her pants and smell and then wash your hands before you take your piss. You don't know where her cooch has been. Or over the pants.

    If you're secure enough, just grab his junk and tell her "I'm assuming this is your way of saying hi to people, so I was just saying hi, now I gotta go take a piss" and later tell your cousin to get over himself when he thinks you've gone Brokeback on him, but make sure he has your back if you piss the guy off. I would've prob. told him that if he was that curious about my package that he could feel for himself (when a gay man has a girl that he marries or dates as a distractor). That's taking chances... if he's homophobic, he's going to freak out. But the point is to tool him most of all and not get back at her so much except that she's like a stray puppy that goes anywhere that her master tells her to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sdnightfly View Post
    If you're secure enough, just grab his AND HER junk and tell them "I'm assuming this is your way of saying hi to people, so I was just saying hi, now I gotta go take a piss"....
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheez avenger View Post
    Good one, Vl4d.


    *gets dick grabbed* "STOP HITTING ON ME"! lol





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    Maybe I said "Stop molesting me". W/e the details dont really matter. Its the attuide that makes it work. You dont want to act offended since its normal that girls touch you plus you want them to touch you but at the same time not appear easy.

    P.S. IDK the exact details of what happened in the bathroom but the guy might have just been fucking with you. Or it could have been a threesome invitation.

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