Instant F-Close location! Club-33 (Disney Land) gotta read..

[zanibar]

It's is most likely you or I will never be able to join Club33, since people have been waiting since 2001, but it would be the perfect F-Close location..

Ok, we've all read The Game by Neil Strauss, and listened to Mystery a million times. To make a successful F-Close we need to build up comfort, which is only accomplished by spending at least 8 hours with the target. This should accomplish the same thing in about 4 hours, because it's soo perfect.

Tell her to meet you at your place and you'll take one car "so you don't both have to pay parking" but really it's so you can get that f-close later at your place!

What could sound more innocent than a date at Disneyland (Anaheim CA)? Let's say 8:00PM?

Tell her you want to meet her after she's done with dinner , (it'll save you lots of time and money, thanks Tom Leykis).

Don't tell her what you have planned, you're running the show here. Take her to the Indiana Jones-humongously-oversized-truck ride through the temple of doom, make sure to scare her by pulling the hanging rope while waiting in line. There's one that makes a loud boulder sound that freaks people out who aren't expecting it. Anyways, the purpose of this ride is to get her blood flowing and to let out some overly-exaggerated-yells for this kids ride, then you can accuse her of trying to grab your family jewels on those quick turns.

Ok, next stop, proceed immediately to Club 33, this is an exclusive club that isn't taking any new guests until the year 2010. It costs $9,500 for the initiation fee, then $3,175 annually. That's part of my motivation to get rich ASAP. Wait for her to mention something, like "how did you get in here?" or "I never knew this existed" then fill her in on the exclusivity and interesting info of Club 33, perfect value building tool.

Club 33 info...
http://www.disneylandclub33.com/index.html

Since this is the only place to drink inside Disney Land, get something to drink , the more the better.

Now she's sauced up, totally impressed with the club thing, chat it up or go on another ride, watch the fireworks, gotta kiss close soon. Keep interpreting everything she does as some kind of sexual innuendo to try to get YOU into bed. You'll probably want to hit her with some sexual laced stuff, like "What's your favorite fantasy?", then she might say something sexual.. or she'll say something like "Do you mean sexual?", you "No woman, get your mind out of the gutter, I'm not that easy ok" or something like that.. At least sex popped into her head, and the alcohol has diluted her inhibitions and all that remains is her carnal rage to want to rip your clothes off.

Keep it up on the way back to your place, plenty of kino(sp?) and tell her to come inside to check out your rock collection. Make sure your house is clean, yada yada, you know the rest, that's gotta be the perfect date! You've got kino, a bizillion locations, some mystery, a mini adventure for a weekday night.

I don't plan on winning the lottery, to get on the list to join this club, but if someone has something equally as cool please let me know. Downside, is that you've spent over $100 in one night, but if you a member of Club33 it's "free" to get in for you and guests, and it better be for $3175 / year.

[Sgouz]

Dinner prices are equal or greater than the cost of admission. Nothing is "free".

[Cedar]

I'm confused. Why so you think you need to belong to this club to get laid? A waiting list until 2010? Lame as hell. I don't want to be a member. No new blood. Find yourself a nice lounge to be a regular at near your house.

Seriously. You don't need some club gimmick to get you laid. You just gotta transform yourself into the guy that gets laid.

[sdnightfly]

Someone in my family is a member but he's too "distant relative" for me, but he's been generous with having me stay over his house when he was out of town. It just reminded me to get in touch with him and his wife.

Or you can just get the pass for a few hundred, for the special events and taking different girls there, letting it pay for itself.

That's not a bad motivation but by the time you made it on the list and assuming you did do well for yourself, you might say the heck with it, you would rather use the money to go somewhere.

I'm wondering how impressive the Cinderella room would be if you're into the Magic Kingdom..it's a hotel room in the well known castle. I'm pretty sure it's got a hefty price tag.

You're also talking about getting her drunk.

I don't believe in perfect dates. I don't believe in using money to impress. There are guys with money who can't get dates, and guys with no money who have no problem getting dates. There are also guys who have the money but it doesn't factor in. She might see signs of wealth... "you have a nice car", but he'll go, "yeah, I bought it used 10 years ago and it still runs great. I just keep it maintained really well..." That doesn't make it so obvious.

The objective should be mutually impressing each other. Not the f-close. Not the place you go. But establishing a really cool memory for her when the date's over that really impressed her.

Downtown Disney is free, there's always tourists and locals.. that in itself should be fine.

I prefer going to her place over mine. It just seems to make her more comfortable.

A night in Anaheim should start off at 6 just because of the traffic.

[cheez avenger]

Originally Posted by zanibar

It's is most likely you or I will never be able to join Club33, since people have been waiting since 2001, but it would be the perfect F-Close location..

Ok, we've all read The Game by Neil Strauss, and listened to Mystery a million times. To make a successful F-Close we need to build up comfort, which is only accomplished by spending at least 8 hours with the target. This should accomplish the same thing in about 4 hours, because it's soo perfect.

Tell her to meet you at your place and you'll take one car "so you don't both have to pay parking" but really it's so you can get that f-close later at your place!

What could sound more innocent than a date at Disneyland (Anaheim CA)? Let's say 8:00PM?

Tell her you want to meet her after she's done with dinner , (it'll save you lots of time and money, thanks Tom Leykis).

Don't tell her what you have planned, you're running the show here. Take her to the Indiana Jones-humongously-oversized-truck ride through the temple of doom, make sure to scare her by pulling the hanging rope while waiting in line. There's one that makes a loud boulder sound that freaks people out who aren't expecting it. Anyways, the purpose of this ride is to get her blood flowing and to let out some overly-exaggerated-yells for this kids ride, then you can accuse her of trying to grab your family jewels on those quick turns.

Ok, next stop, proceed immediately to Club 33, this is an exclusive club that isn't taking any new guests until the year 2010. It costs $9,500 for the initiation fee, then $3,175 annually. That's part of my motivation to get rich ASAP. Wait for her to mention something, like "how did you get in here?" or "I never knew this existed" then fill her in on the exclusivity and interesting info of Club 33, perfect value building tool.

Club 33 info...
http://www.disneylandclub33.com/index.html

Since this is the only place to drink inside Disney Land, get something to drink , the more the better.

Now she's sauced up, totally impressed with the club thing, chat it up or go on another ride, watch the fireworks, gotta kiss close soon. Keep interpreting everything she does as some kind of sexual innuendo to try to get YOU into bed. You'll probably want to hit her with some sexual laced stuff, like "What's your favorite fantasy?", then she might say something sexual.. or she'll say something like "Do you mean sexual?", you "No woman, get your mind out of the gutter, I'm not that easy ok" or something like that.. At least sex popped into her head, and the alcohol has diluted her inhibitions and all that remains is her carnal rage to want to rip your clothes off.

Keep it up on the way back to your place, plenty of kino(sp?) and tell her to come inside to check out your rock collection. Make sure your house is clean, yada yada, you know the rest, that's gotta be the perfect date! You've got kino, a bizillion locations, some mystery, a mini adventure for a weekday night.

I don't plan on winning the lottery, to get on the list to join this club, but if someone has something equally as cool please let me know. Downside, is that you've spent over $100 in one night, but if you a member of Club33 it's "free" to get in for you and guests, and it better be for $3175 / year.

This belongs in the "Alternate Universe of Reality Forum"...oh yeah, WE DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE!


-cheez avenger